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Israel-Palestine
Hit list compiled to martyr Hamas leaders
2004-04-22
A Hamas party website proclaimed that Israel's cabinet has formed a hit list holding names of 12 leaders to be martyred, a foreign news agency reported on Thursday.
Only 12?
The list includes Political Bureau chief of Hamas - Khalid Machel, Muhammad Hanif - in charge of Gaza's Armed wing and chief of Armed wing of Gaza - Ibrahim Hamid.
"No, we're not the Gaza Armed Wing. We're the Armed Wing of Gaza!"
The list has been compiled with the contribution of Israeli Interior secret Agency, some guy named Fred and Foreign Secret Agency.
Posted by:Steve

#8  Tu3031 -
Don't forget - have a Virgin Counter on the billboard : 72,144,216,288,360,432 etc.
Posted by: Anonymous4052   2004-04-22 4:07:12 PM  

#7  The Israelis ought to put up billboards featuring the Unlucky 12. Put one of those circles with a line through it over the face when they score.
They could put them on the Wall. Under the Monster Seats.
Posted by: tu3031   2004-04-22 3:57:15 PM  

#6  Carl in NH-Good Point

As they say in "The Life of Brian",

"Blessed are the cheese makers."
Posted by: Anonymous4052   2004-04-22 1:22:54 PM  

#5  Heh, good catch Steve. I love it when the Middle East resembles Life of Brian.

Perhaps there is a subtle distinction in the original Arabic; for example, one is responsible for blowing up pizzar parlors, the other for bar mitzvahs...


Posted by: Carl in N.H   2004-04-22 12:16:25 PM  

#4  Hamas also said :

The Israel cabinet also assigned a score/value to each leader. The IDF unit with the most points at the end gets one-week leave at a swanky Mediteranian Spa.

(Well let's exibit the Hamas paranoia to a logical conclusion)
Posted by: Anonymous4052   2004-04-22 12:01:22 PM  

#3  Kinda gives new meaning to the old phrase "wing and a prayer", huh?
Posted by: mojo   2004-04-22 11:48:14 AM  

#2  Israeli Interior secret Agency? Foreign Secret Agency? What the F*&K kind of name is that? LOL
Posted by: Frank G   2004-04-22 10:45:30 AM  

#1  I'm betting the list is the Gaza white pages.
Posted by: Shipman   2004-04-22 10:41:15 AM  

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