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| Iran & Nukes .Again! |
| 2004-04-07 |
| Day after nuclear inspector ElBaradei left, Tehran announces plan to start new reactor in June for weapons-grade plutonium production. Diplomats in Vienna report heightened concern. |
| Posted by:Mark Espinola |
| #3 Teheran Black Turbans Press Release: "We are going to start the new reactor in June for weapons-grade plutonium production." ElBaradei: "This announcement heightens our concern" Black Turbans to each other: "Keep the Infidel Americans occupied in Iraq with Sadr and his merry men while we crank this baby up. ElBaradei is soft putty in our hands, Allah be praised." USAF targeting mission planner: "Hey Jim, got the latest intel summary on Bushehr in yet?" "Yeah, Bob. Israeli agents just handed over a nice fat data file with the latest from their boys on the ground. Should give you everything else you need to part this baby out." |
| Posted by: Alaska Paul 2004-04-07 8:26:46 PM |
| #2 Yeah, but by that time we'll be radioactive. |
| Posted by: Michael 2004-04-07 7:36:41 PM |
| #1 Heightened concern, would that be yellow or orange? Or just an extra martini? I'm thinking that one day we will look back on the Blixs, ElBaradeis, Kofis and Kerrys and recognize them for the utter fools they were. |
| Posted by: john 2004-04-07 7:26:49 PM |