Military officials paraded yesterday a captured Abu Sayyaf militant in this southern port city, as security forces continued to hunt down members of the Al-Qaeda-linked terrorist group blamed for the series of kidnappings and killings in the strife-torn region...
This is the same thing as the previous post on the subject, but I just love the headline...
"Sir! The Fife and Drum Corps has captured two banditti! They were hiding behind the float!"
"Very good, Sergeant Major! Any word from the band?"
"Two prisoners, sir! They were in the bass drum!"
"How about the color guard?"
"No prisoners yet, sir, but they're on the lookout!" |
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