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Europe
Al-Qaeda opens new embassy in España
2004-03-16
ScrappleFace.
(2004-03-16) -- Spain’s newly-elected socialist prime minister today declared the start of a "new era of protection from terror" as he cut the ribbon at the grand opening of the al Qaeda embassy in downtown Madrid.

The building, formerly known as the U.S. Embassy, will house the offices and "manufacturing facilities" of the global religious social services organization headed by renowned philosopher Usama bin Laden.

"Spain’s involvement in the war on terror caused the recent train station bombings," said Prime Minister-elect José Luis Rodríguez Zapatero. "Now that the Spanish people have elected a socialist government, and embraced al Qaeda’s diplomats, we have nothing to fear. Al Qaeda has promised to protect us from extremists like those at the U.S. White House and Pentagon."

Mr. Zapatero said he was "pleasantly surprised at al Qaeda’s reasonable pricing for high-quality protection."
Posted by:Korora

#10  I take back everything I wrote about Spain since Sunday. You guys win!!
Posted by: Mike Sylwester   2004-3-16 4:58:44 PM  

#9  oh yea the joooos did it! i am no lover of jews nor ragheads...but a country/people have the right to defend themselves. I would just like to know who's fault it would be if there were no jooos...the buddah's did it...we arabs are sick and tired of being humilated by those buddahs...our economy sucks because everyone buys from those damn buddahs....the only real problem facing the arabs are/were themselves. at least until they pissed off the people of the US, now they have a real danger. because unlike the joooos, when we fight we fight until your either dead or crying uncle.

elio - who were the problem when it was muslim arabs occuppying the paleos???
Posted by: Dan   2004-3-16 3:12:18 PM  

#8  Although funny this unfortunately misses the point. Al Qaeda is not interested in being appeased or payed off. Scorched-earth is it's policy - death to infidels, and that's no laughing matter.
Posted by: Spot   2004-3-16 2:48:23 PM  

#7  Nah, elio is just trying his hand at copying scrappleface's brilliance. Obviously he's just mocking the left by making a ridiculous caricature of them. The reason I know is that no one could possibly be nearly as large a moron as elio is portraying. ;)
Posted by: Damn_Proud_American   2004-3-16 1:37:57 PM  

#6  'Al qaeda is just a tool created and invented by them.... who is the beneficiary of osama exploits ...and were is it... ' Time to get that tin foil head gear out again, watch out for the CIA teaming up with bigfoot and nessie for thier next world domination plan
Posted by: Jon Shep U.K   2004-3-16 1:27:15 PM  

#5   Okay. Who's been feeding Arafish qualuudes?
Posted by: Lil Dhimmi   2004-3-16 12:53:24 PM  

#4   Brilliant... I should say Majestic. Tank you Spain, for flush the moronic and irrelevant American view of the world in foreign policies to the toilet. And to all the blabla bla bla blabbers isla homo phobic posters in ratburg I want remember them, that the problem is Israel and the scum Zionist. Al qaeda is just a tool created and invented by them.... who is the beneficiary of osama exploits ...and were is it...
Posted by: elio   2004-3-16 12:43:33 PM  

#3  somehow scrapple faces storys are always incredably good! must be a very clever writer indeed
Posted by: Jon Shep U.K   2004-3-16 12:38:58 PM  

#2  With Spanish socialists joining hands with the brave French governement, a new age has dawned in international diplomacy.

The new Spanish Premier declared in a speech this morning, "We welcome the Moors brave freedom fighters in our peace loving country."

It is not known if the Spanish government will supply acid to the Al Qaeda embassy for throwing in Spanish womens' faces.

Al Qaeda has requested assistance from the Spanish government in the design of rape rooms at theembassy, though.
Posted by: anymouse   2004-3-16 12:29:05 PM  

#1  brilliant!
Posted by: Damn_Proud_American   2004-3-16 12:04:18 PM  

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