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| 2004-02-28 |
| JPost Reg Req’d A suicide bomber riding a bicycle blew himself up near the greenhouse area of Kfar Daron, in the center of the Gaza Strip. The suicide bomber died from the explosion. No one else was wounded. heh heh IDF defenses include cobblestones on the bike routes The incident occurred on a road that links Kfar Darom and its hothouses, a road which is used by Palestinians going to work in the settlement. In May of last year, three soldiers were lightly wounded when a suicide bomber on a bicycle blew himself up near their armored jeep near Kfar Darom. Hamas claimed responsibility for that attack. The Bicycle Of |
| Posted by:Frank G |
| #7 LOL Way better AP! |
| Posted by: Shipman 2004-2-28 8:05:15 PM |
| #6 He was goin down the road doing 90 miles an hour when the chain on his bicycle broke he was found in the grass with a sprocket up his ass and his balls playing dixie on the spokes |
| Posted by: Alaska Paul 2004-2-28 2:51:31 PM |
| #5 "He was goin down the grade makin 30 mile an hour when the chain on his bicycle broke, he was ripped an torn by the rocks and the gravel, he ain't a gonna ride no more." |
| Posted by: C. Jones 2004-2-28 1:44:02 PM |
| #4 Or someone gave him the "Breaking Away" classic: bike pump in the front wheel before the fork. I did the Chinese Wheelie once - face plant onto pavement at 10 MPH, not fun. |
| Posted by: Raj 2004-2-28 1:35:38 PM |
| #3 Sounds like his pants cuff got caught in the chain. |
| Posted by: Steve White 2004-2-28 1:28:05 PM |
| #2 Someone forget to do his annual maintenance? Heh... |
| Posted by: Raj 2004-2-28 1:23:48 PM |
| #1 "Suicide Bike Bomber" sounds like something from Monty Python. |
| Posted by: whitecollar redneck 2004-2-28 10:59:15 AM |