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The Mufti of Australia sez ’Australia was Discovered by Afghan Muslims’
2004-02-17
The Mufti of Australia and New Zealand, Taj Al-Din Hamed Abdallah Al-Hilali, was born in Egypt’s Suhag district in 1941. He graduated from Al-Azhar University and served as a preacher in Egypt, Libya, and Lebanon. In 1982 he came to Australia, and in 1988 he was appointed to his present position by the Australian Federation of Islamic Councils. Sheikh Al-Hilali claims that Afghan Muslims preceded Captain Cook in his discovery of Australia:
"Australia is an old-new continent. The Europeans issued a false birth certificate for it when the British seafarer Captain James Cook reached it. However, Australia already had the most ancient race of men on the face of the earth - the Aborigine people... They continue to live their primitive lives to this very day. But when you become acquainted with their traditions among their tribes, you find that they have customs such as circumcision, marriage ceremonies, respect for tribal elders, and burial of the dead - all customs that show that they were connected to ancient Islamic culture before the Europeans set foot in Australia.
"No other cultures on the face of the earth practice any of these things!"
"That is, Islam had roots deep in the Australian soil and read the Quran and called to prayer before the bells of the churches rang in Australia. The best evidence of this is the hundreds of mosques in the center of Australia built by the Afghans. Some of them were destroyed, and others were turned into Australian archeological museums, and still others remained unharmed, and they bear a history that proves that Islam has roots and ancient connections to Australia. But because they did not have the proper conditions to continue to exist, such as schools, propagation of the religion, and connection to the Islamic world, the first generation of our Afghan ancestors dissolved...

"I visited the town of Alice Springs in central Australia, and found there a map [of Alice Springs] under the name Mecca. Alice Springs is surrounded by high black mountains, similar to the mountains of Mecca. Summer there lasts 10 months, and winter only two months. The temperature is above 50 degrees Celsius. There are several kinds of dates and palm trees there. We did not believe that dates could grow there. Now that we know the reason, we no longer wonder. We found that our ancestors the Afghans were among the first Muslims, and they settled this area and called it Mecca.

"The strange thing was that when our muezzin [who accompanied Sheikh Al-Hilali on his visit to Alice Springs] stood up to call for prayer, the old people of the town came out, and so did men and youths, and they looked different than the black Aborigines. They were a mixture of Afghan and Aborigine, as a result of marriages of Afghan men and Aborigine women. When the muezzin called ’Allahu Akbar,’ they said, ’We have heard this song from our ancestors...’ When they asked us ’What is this song you are singing?’ we told them that this was an announcement of prayer time. When we asked them their names, they answered John, or Steve, but their names ended with Saraj Al-Din, Abdallah, or Muhammad..."
And you know what that means, once Islamic land, always Islamic land. I guess the mufti will be calling for the shaheeds to free the occupied Australian territories anyday now, if he isnt already.
Posted by:TS

#18  Thanks Tipper.... interesting indeedy.
Posted by: Shipman   2004-2-18 7:00:23 AM  

#17  Shipman
Here's a link that might help you get started
Posted by: tipper   2004-2-18 6:50:17 AM  

#16  Shipman---Sorry I didn't see your comment earlier.

Naw, I emitted just about all I know about it in the comment. I picked this stuff up while I was living in Oz. Never got to ride the Ghan.
Posted by: Angie Schultz   2004-2-17 11:27:28 PM  

#15  LOL,AC, considering your target market, it should sell well.
Posted by: GK   2004-2-17 11:05:27 PM  

#14  Ah, yes, a great sea-faring people, the Afghans.

Given the popularity of these idiotic racist conspiracy theories multicultural histories, I would like to share a brief excerpt from my own effort in this field, Afrocentric Technology. (This is as yet unpublished, but I hope to see it adopted as a standard text at Harvard, CUNY, and UC-Berkeley by the end of 2005):
...as we have seen, European intellectual looting was not confined to the Arab Muslim world. It has been established beyond a reasonable doubt, for instance, that the steam engine was invented by the advanced African empire of Songhai some time in the 14th century. The noble and peaceable Songhai naturally used this only for peaceful and benign purposes; to operate sugar mills, coacoa processors and complex mahogany contraptions that made chocolate cherry bonbons (also invented in Africa, don't you know).
Sometime in the mid-17th century, unfortunately, the notorious Scottish pirate James Watt led a band of British cutthroats to the domain of the Songhai on a slave-napping expedition. Watt had learned the rudiments of mechanical art during an earlier trip to the Africa, and soon realized the perverse uses to which this dazzlingly advanced technology could be put in his cold, fog-shrouded native land.
Being European, and therefore irredeemably greedy and bloodthirsty, Watt was especially interested in making guns and steamships for further slave raids.
Through trickery, he and his evil minions stole the steam engine. The Songhai, noble and peaceable as they were, chose to endure this outrage rather than kill the Europeans, whom they had somehow mistaken for fellow human being. Following the usual pattern in these deplorable cases of intellectual theft; the Watt expedition's chief druid, John Locke, then invoked his dark Celtic magic to deprive the Songhai of any knowledge of the machine's existence.
Next: Chapter IX, The "Maxim" Gun, Masai fertility symbol turned European Killing Machine

The new book will be published by Time/Warner/AOL, 39 pp paperback, priced at either $179.95 or $209.99, depending on whether Bushitler/AshKKKroft can be persuaded the student loan limits.
Posted by: Atomic Conspiracy   2004-2-17 10:34:13 PM  

#13  When will they start bitching about the "Aboriginist Entity"? You know it's coming...
Posted by: tu3031   2004-2-17 9:07:34 PM  

#12  And this Muslim birth certificate is registered where? Islam didn't seem to take a toe hold did it. Aborigines are smarter than your average Arab.
Posted by: GK   2004-2-17 6:47:41 PM  

#11  throw another mufti on the barbi, mate
Posted by: SON OF TOLUI   2004-2-17 6:28:27 PM  

#10  Don't worry RC we're scouting out sites for the Arabo-Martian Re-Education Camps now.
Posted by: Shipman   2004-2-17 6:20:05 PM  

#9  So now the imams have staked their claim to Australia AND the US.

It's LONG past time to put an end to this, folks. They're delusional, and the delusions keep getting more and more bizarre.
Posted by: Robert Crawford   2004-2-17 6:07:03 PM  

#8  Angie know of any books on the building of the Ghan? I've a tiny railroad Jones and it sounds interesting.
Posted by: Shipman   2004-2-17 5:35:16 PM  

#7  Oh I'll agree to the fact that there were Islamic sailors and fishermen making landfalls on Australia long before Cook. After all Indonesia ain't that far away. But establishing any kind of permement presence. Kiss my Royal Irish Ass. The Chinese most likely touched Australia too. And before the Muslims. In truth just about every place the Europeans "discovered" was landed on by somebody else first. But the Europeans came to stay and changed the world in the doing.
Posted by: Cheddarhead   2004-2-17 5:25:00 PM  

#6  Afghan workers were brought to Australia to construct a railroad from Adelaide into the heart of the continent, terminating at Alice Springs. It's known as The Ghan (short for Afghan). It was recently extended all the way to Darwin. Wild camels are found in some places in the desert now, descendants of the ones brought to work on the Ghan. So it's not surprising to find Muslims of a sort there. Needless to say, though, they did not find their own way there, nor did the Aborigines bring them in.
Posted by: Angie Schultz   2004-2-17 5:21:55 PM  

#5  WTF? It sounds like Joseph Smith converted to Islam and moved to Australia.
Posted by: whitecollar redneck   2004-2-17 5:13:50 PM  

#4  "Australia will be free, from the sea to the sea!"
Posted by: Matt   2004-2-17 5:09:40 PM  

#3  
They were a mixture of Afghan and Aborigine, as a result of marriages of Afghan men and Aborigine women. When the muezzin called ’Allahu Akbar,’ they said, ’We have heard this song from our ancestors...’

All these descendents are apostates from Islam. Allah wants you to kill them all.
Posted by: Mike Sylwester   2004-2-17 4:51:12 PM  

#2  Maybe if the Momos ask really nicely, the Aussies will let 'em build a casino.
Posted by: BH   2004-2-17 4:41:07 PM  

#1  The Europeans issued a false birth certificate for it when the British seafarer Captain James Cook reached it.

Hmmm, a custom that shows that they were connected to modern Islamic culture...
Posted by: Raj   2004-2-17 4:14:02 PM  

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