If you think I’m going to make a sexist comment, think again.
| Oh, hell. I'll do it for you... |
Italian police are looking for a woman with huge honkers breasts who has gone on the run after failing to pay for £5,000 implants.
| "What're y'gonna do? Repo 'em?" |
The 46-year-old woman, who has been identified only by her initials AM, slipped out of her hospital bed following the surgery and disappeared.
| Took the boobies and beat it, did she? |
Doctors at the clinic in Rome say that apart from the unpaid bill they are also concerned for her health as she requires close monitoring following the surgery.
| "I mean, she's gotta learn how to stand up all over again with those things!" |
Dr Jamal Salhi said: "She told me that she needed the surgery because she worked in a hostess bar and that clients preferred big baby milk factories chested women. She went from a size four to a size eight which is the largest you can get in Italy. When she came to my surgery she said: "I want the biggest groodies chest possible. It has since emerged that she gave false information when she arrived at the clinic and apart from running off without paying, as with any surgery she needs to be monitored afterwards."
| "Cheeze! If she tries to turn around too quick those things could snap her spine!" |
Dr Salhi then revealed it was not the first time he had been the victim of a fraudster. He said: "This has happened to me several times before, the most recent was last December. A man had a penis enlargement and disappeared without paying. We still have to be paid for that operation."
| "I got my revenge, though. I saw him standing on a street corner onces, so I ran over the end of it with my car." |
Police spokesman Adriano Lauro said: "We have issued a warrant for the woman’s titties arrest and also one for her husband following the complaint from the clinic."
| "Awright, Luigi! The jig's up! Drop the titty and put your hands in the air!" |
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