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N Korean leader threatens US during birthday celebrations
2004-02-17
North Korea has marked the birthday of the country's leader, Kim Jong Il, with fresh threats to destroy the United States.
Hmmm... Should I still send a card?
Kim Jong Il is celebrating his 62nd birthday and the event is one of the communist country's biggest holidays. According to the official Korean Central News Agency, people in more than 50 countries are also celebrating, or in its words, "greeting the sun of the 21st century". In a speech, a senior party official declared that if the US begins a war with North Korea, the US will be mercilessly destroyed by the North Korean military.
"Yar! Gonna wipe 'em out, 'at's what we're gonna do, by Gar! Soon's they send us some groceries..."
Next week, six nations including the US and North Korea will meet to discuss ways of resolving the crisis surrounding Pyongyang's nuclear weapons program.
Posted by:Fred Pruitt

#12  I'm also waiting for the translation of Chavez's State of the Union Address - he could do standup.
Posted by: Super Hose   2004-2-17 9:22:24 PM  

#11  Can somebody kill this bastard.
please.
Posted by: djohn66   2004-2-17 6:28:23 PM  

#10  Uh, Kim, would you like to celebrate your 63rd birthday??? Then STFU...
Posted by: Old Patriot   2004-2-17 5:31:58 PM  

#9  Tonight on "North Korea's Funniest Home Videos":
On his birthday, someone sends the Dear Leader a floral baskets with a little surprise. It squirts water on him when he bends down to sniff it!... which causes that cutup Kimmie to have the sender's entire town burnt to the ground! Immediately following "CSI: Pyongyang", tonight at 8 on the NKWB...
Posted by: tu3031   2004-2-17 3:21:21 PM  

#8  Jeez.... make that they don't have to be near...
Posted by: Shipman   2004-2-17 1:14:39 PM  

#7  They have to be near Jon.
;)
Posted by: Shipman   2004-2-17 1:11:43 PM  

#6  fuckin Kimmie wuldn't be laughing if he realised what America could do to his shitty little country. Wonder if any Ohio class subs are lurking near Kimmies coastline...
Posted by: Jon Shep U.K   2004-2-17 12:00:01 PM  

#5  Did anybody get him with the trick candle gag? I hear that all tyrannical despots have a good sense of humor. They say that Idi Amin was a real cut-up.
Posted by: Super Hose   2004-2-17 11:56:04 AM  

#4  The one thing that really burns me up is that I have to share my birthday with 'Dear leader.' If someone is looking for a birthday present (belated) you can make sure I don't have to share this day with him anymore!
Posted by: Cyber Sarge (VRWC CA Chapter)   2004-2-17 10:34:25 AM  

#3  Soon's they send us some groceries..."

Any bets that the party was with U.S. grown food?

Is it me? Or does anyone else think it is just plain stupid to send groceries to a nation so bent on our destruction?
Posted by: CrazyFool   2004-2-17 9:02:42 AM  

#2  The way to resolve the problem is to get the Chinese to put Kimmy back on the leash. The easiest way to do that would be to whisper to the Chicoms that the US is so concerned with Japan's safety that we've decided to start stationing ICBM's there.
I'd wager that would twist a lot of knickers.
Posted by: JerseyMike   2004-2-17 8:04:38 AM  

#1  Soon's they send us some groceries..."

Dang, Monday's trash pick-up day on our block, and I left the lawn clippings out ...
Posted by: Steve White   2004-2-17 12:02:58 AM  

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