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I can't believe this Rantburg crap is still here.
2004-02-15
I see on Alexa that you dolts are 93,817. Pretty good.
Are we really? Pretty neat!
What about "Breaking a few eggs in Iraq" Mr. Smart-assed website guy.
I prefer to think of it as killing Bad Guys...
You as well as George Bush have been exposed as frauds You never served in military intelligence. Bush never showed up in Alabama.
Bush's attendance records have been published. Not being a public figure, I won't publish mine. Guess you'll just have to trust me on that.
Wake up you idiots have been had. Chuckle chuckle.
Thank you, Beavis.
-Ari Fliescher
You misspelled "Fleischer."
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#48  98Zulu, thatsa 9.9. How can I co-op it?

Frnak G, thats a 8.8 and a silver. Your parents must be proud!
Posted by: Lucky   2004-2-16 12:09:57 AM  

#47  Couldn't let this thread roll over without me. Piss off, troll.

Carry on, Steves, Mikes, Franks, Gasses, Jens, Johns, Dars, Dots, and Pauls.

Fred, Rantburg serves up the best omelettes on the Innernut. Make mine a double with extra yolks, Mr. Smart-assed website guy!
Posted by: Seafarious   2004-2-15 11:10:58 PM  

#46  I suggest we bestow a few Titles on Fred, such as "Trollslayer", "Smartass in Chief", "Keeper of the Holy Hand Grenade", etc. Long live Rantburg!
Posted by: PBMcL   2004-2-15 10:20:25 PM  

#45  Best news on the web. Best commenters on the web. Period.
Long Live the Axis of EFL!
(Don't forget the Wave of Jens, crack female support legion!)
Posted by: Jennie Taliaferro   2004-2-15 8:32:28 PM  

#44  Lol! A kerfuffle, huh? Wow, talk about raising the bar! Hey, I surrender! ;-)
Posted by: .com   2004-2-15 7:31:34 PM  

#43  A Kerfuffle of Franks is what we need, if I do say so myself! It translates poorly into Arabic, making it a two-edged sword!
Posted by: Frank G   2004-2-15 7:18:15 PM  

#42  I would support a Company of johns, but that would entail a lot of latrine duty....hey little troll...
Posted by: john   2004-2-15 6:56:45 PM  

#41  Ah - it's displayed when in browse mode within an article - are you aware of that? I didn't see it until RB switched over to browse mode, which just occurred...
Posted by: .com   2004-2-15 6:54:17 PM  

#40  Wha? Hey Fred, where's the Amazon link? I don't do Paypal, bro.
Posted by: .com   2004-2-15 6:52:37 PM  

#39  LOL! I love Rantburg! This thread is sending me to the tip jar. Awesome, folks, just hysterical! And I have to agree with SH, though many of these would be sufficient, in this thread 98Zulu stole the show! Kudos!
Posted by: .com   2004-2-15 6:49:48 PM  

#38  Lord I love a good riddle.
Posted by: Shipman   2004-2-15 5:17:31 PM  

#37  Trolls thier so cute when there mad.:)
Posted by: djohn66   2004-2-15 5:01:46 PM  

#36  By the way, folks, we are most likely going to see a LOT more of Ari's kind of postings from here until Bush crushes Kerry in November.

Ya see, leftists now have their candidate, and they are feelin' good about things. The crack residue is slowly leaving their system and the eternal hope of a socialist government in November, has them feelin' all funny in the pants.

Re: My post prior to this one:

It is a riddle wrapped in a mystery inside a flour tortilla with cheese and sour cream...
Posted by: badanov   2004-2-15 2:43:43 PM  

#35  It is reassuring to see minds like "Ari" pop out of the crapper from time to time on Rantburg. It is a reminder that, as Michael Savage says, "Liberalism is a mental disease."
Posted by: AKScott   2004-2-15 2:37:00 PM  

#34  I got another one rotating title, seen somewheres on the internet:

An enigma, wrapped in a mystery, wrapped in a soft flour tortilla with cheese and sour cream.
Posted by: badanov   2004-2-15 2:14:48 PM  

#33  Fred--Since it seems to be a recurring theme, you should add "Smartassery Central" or something to the rotating Rantburg titles ("Tomorrow's News Today", "Oderint Dum Metuant", etc.). Like I commented some time ago, Rantburg now has 20% more smartassery--and fresh, lemon scent!

What? You don't have one of the new Scratch 'n' Sniff monitors yet? Luddite!
Posted by: Dar   2004-2-15 2:00:39 PM  

#32  You know, I'm surprised this "Rantburg crap" is still here myself. I thought in the leftie pursuit of Free Speech, all non-politically correct sites would have been shut down by now.

--I'd like to see a Division of Dar, but there just aren't enough of us...
Posted by: Dar   2004-2-15 1:41:48 PM  

#31  Grrrr.... I love this place :)
Posted by: whitecollar redneck   2004-2-15 1:41:39 PM  

#30  #10 Charles---I know or rather knew a human useful idiot shield. She was always a victim at work. Nothing was ever her fault. They protest but they do not offer real alternatives or solutions. I had a bellyfull of that at UC Berkeley in the 60's. Trolls are like dog turds on your driveway. They are an irritant, but they can be scooped up and disposed of and life goes on.

Army of Steve?
Batallion of Mike?
Platoon of Paul?

Well, it is a nice sunday up here.
Posted by: Alaska Paul   2004-2-15 1:14:28 PM  

#29  Goody, a troll! Igor, my number six truncheon, please! And break out the muritic acid! If he's persistent, I may have to result to the ultimate weapon - the (gasp!) axehandle!

Run, little troll, run. Your life is in danger. You've stumbled among the the MEWBNCH SOBs. And surprise, quite a NUMBER of us have been in intelligence services at one time or another. Most of us have an IQ above room temperature, as well (don't you wish you did?).

BTW, Mike, you're ok - I'm a Mike in reality, though I hate to go there. Kinda stinks...
Posted by: Old Patriot   2004-2-15 11:57:26 AM  

#28  A battalion of Charles too. Not me, but Charles Johnson over at LGF.
Posted by: Charles   2004-2-15 11:35:49 AM  

#27  Steve,
I've been meaning to ask - if there can be an Army of Steve, can we clone at least enough of me for a Batallion of Mike?
Just asking.

Cheers,
Mike
Posted by: Mike Kozlowski   2004-2-15 11:31:05 AM  

#26  I call for Wray to adopt a debatable position so that the pinata can begin in earnest. Even as invective I find no substance. Even though Wray has left us with nothing to hit, I believe that 98Zulu has smacked one out of the park.
Posted by: Super Hose   2004-2-15 11:29:35 AM  

#25  Wray! Wray! One mission at a time. At present, our esteemed webmaster is looking at for WMD (Wimmin: Most Distracting) over at FARK.
Posted by: GK   2004-2-15 11:23:51 AM  

#24  Yes, Rantburg is still here. Rantburg is growing. There are more Rantburgians every day. The breakthrough has been made in Korea. You heard about the cloning breakthrough in Korea? Fourteen months to go from a single cell to a snarky website poster? That was us. Every month, a new wave of Steves comes off the assembly line. (Of course, there's still quality control issues for the underlying kimchee substrate, so sometimes you wind up with posters like... well, let's not mention him.) The Army of Steves is taking over, and if you eat the kimchee too, you could make the jump, and become one of us!
Posted by: Steve 64778   2004-2-15 11:12:55 AM  

#23  "Smart-assèd"? Moi? My feelings, if any, are so-o-o-o hurt.
Posted by: Fred   2004-2-15 11:09:34 AM  

#22  Wait right there, Wray; I'll get you a towel.
Posted by: Dave D.   2004-2-15 11:04:19 AM  

#21  but he nailed it in describing you, Fred:

"Mr. Smart-assed website guy." LOL
Posted by: Frank G   2004-2-15 11:03:44 AM  

#20  You misspelled "Fleischer."
Fred that's the way they spell it at the DU.
From Google:
Ari Fliescher: The Ten Commandments of Patriotism. ... Ari Fliescher: The Ten Commandments of Patriotism. http://www.whitehouse.org/policy/commandments.asp ...
www.democraticunderground.com/forum_archive_html/ DCForumID22/1443.html
Posted by: GK   2004-2-15 10:42:13 AM  

#19  Show us on the doll where daddy was touching you.
Posted by: 98Zulu   2004-2-15 10:25:56 AM  

#18  Wray Blake - as it happens, I'm looking for a new job at the moment. If one comes open in Iraq, I'll be there in a flash. I don't have much hope, though. They don't like to take you when you're old and arthritic. But I'm trying.

What are you doing?
Posted by: Fred   2004-2-15 10:25:41 AM  

#17  Thanks for dropping by Ari your profound insights and well thought advice will certainly add meaning to the lives of all of us here at Rantburg. Your posting will most certainly become the nucleus for further intellectual discussion of the WoT.
BTW, asshole you are so stupid you can’t even spell your own last name correctly.
Posted by: GK   2004-2-15 9:41:55 AM  

#16  Somebody feed the baby more Deanios so he'll stop banging his spoon on his high-chair. OOZHA BOOSZHA does him haves a poopy dia-dee ?
Posted by: RipVanStinkle   2004-2-15 9:40:46 AM  

#15  Gromky, we should leave a few for intellectual slapstick. Some Three Stooges for the mind.
Posted by: whitecollar redneck   2004-2-15 9:13:39 AM  

#14  cognac? more like nipping the Night Train..... losers come in all sizes, shapes, and colors...but they sure can't spell
Posted by: Frank G   2004-2-15 9:09:47 AM  

#13  As long as there are leftists, fifth columnists and Islamists, there will be a Rantburg.
Posted by: badanov   2004-2-15 8:58:20 AM  

#12  Well, looks like I'll be able to keep making those boat payments and Miss Coganist could do with a better electronics suite.
Posted by: NMMs Therapist   2004-2-15 8:31:59 AM  

#11  It looks like somebody received a big bottle of cognac for Valentine's Day.
Posted by: Mike Sylwester   2004-2-15 8:31:39 AM  

#10  No facts, no links, no intelligence. Too bad you couldn't be one of those human shields in Iraq. You know, the ones who were sent to military and industrial sites with armed guards. Maybe after seeing things first hand you would change your mind.
Posted by: Charles   2004-2-15 8:24:00 AM  

#9  ah..Gromky I agree ...except that it's not completely information free. As they say, even a blind squirrel can stumble upon an acorn now and then.

He had this right!
I see on Alexa that you dolts are 93,817. Pretty good.
Posted by: B   2004-2-15 7:49:45 AM  

#8  Okay, why are unsigned non-articles, with run-on sentences, allowed to be posted? Do we have any moderators at all here? Jeez I'm all for debating the opposite side, but this is just information-free.
Posted by: gromky   2004-2-15 7:19:28 AM  

#7  Bottom line:
Fred has 93,817 Valentines and Troll has none.

Posted by: B   2004-2-15 7:10:03 AM  

#6  I see they've discovered life on Mars. Doesn't seem to be intelligent though.
Posted by: Rafael   2004-2-15 6:58:50 AM  

#5  What happen'
So,who pissed in your oatmeal.
Posted by: Raptor   2004-2-15 6:39:59 AM  

#4  ...Yawn...
Posted by: Evert Visser   2004-2-15 6:35:58 AM  

#3  ...flush...
Posted by: .com   2004-2-15 6:02:12 AM  

#2  wow someone's upset about thier budy Saddam getting caught.the rantings of a lefty eh, i say this cos realists don't appease dictators - they live in the real world see.
Posted by: Jon Shep U.K   2004-2-15 5:32:50 AM  

#1  Yeah. I have been wondering just how incredibly stupid people could possibly be....

Hey webmaster! Why don't you get your self one of those metal detctors and get your ass over to Iraq? You might find those WMD... Hell you might be ab;le to support this shit site by seling aluminum cans at least...

wray blake. Nope, sorry not a Leftists. Just a fucking realist. Not like th fools who visit this dipshit site.
Posted by: wray blake   2004-2-15 5:13:52 AM  

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