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Rabbi invents prayer for porn-surfing Jews | |
2004-01-21 | |
I wonder if the prayer works for non-jews, or am I doomed to the eternal fires An Israeli rabbi has invented a prayer to help Jews overcome the guilt of visiting pornographic websites. The benediction by Shlomo Eliahu says: "Please God, help me cleanse the computer of viruses and evil photographs which disturb and ruin my work..., so that I shall be able to cleanse myself (of sin)."
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Posted by:tipper |
#12 Can we get the Pope working on this for us...dare I say it...mackerel slappers? |
Posted by: tu3031 2004-1-21 8:49:15 PM |
#11 And remember to clean your 104 yr. old Parrot. |
Posted by: Shipman 2004-1-21 6:33:36 PM |
#10 Lord, help me. I do believe I've fallen in with a bunch of porno surfers. LOL |
Posted by: Gasse Katze 2004-1-21 3:18:23 PM |
#9 better nekid wimmins than the blue screen of death I wonder if they are working on a special protective prayer which gives you immunity for about 5 hours worth of hard core porn, i'm even willing to pay extra for a special high bandwidth yarmolka to wear when you say the special prayer! |
Posted by: The Dodo 2004-1-21 1:19:25 PM |
#8 And, lastly, dear Lord, don't let my wife find out! |
Posted by: Chuck Simmins 2004-1-21 12:17:09 PM |
#7 I keep saying the prayer, but nekkid wimins keep showing up on my monitor!! |
Posted by: JerseyMike 2004-1-21 11:17:01 AM |
#6 I hope the prayer for those who spend too much time body sufing works. Do they have one for those of us who spend too much time bloggy surfing?? |
Posted by: B 2004-1-21 10:23:36 AM |
#5 Hahahaha this is a hillarious article. Seem the a lot of jewish people are having problems with this, better this than abusing Palestinian rights. |
Posted by: TOOHOT 2004-1-21 10:14:43 AM |
#4 Does the cleansing only cover the hard drive, or will it work on monitor stains? |
Posted by: BH 2004-1-21 10:11:49 AM |
#3 It is said that in order to know good, you have to know evil. Right now I'm preparing to recognize very, very good. :P |
Posted by: Doc8404 2004-1-21 10:09:59 AM |
#2 Alternatively switch to Opera. Nice features for deleting just about everything. |
Posted by: Phil B 2004-1-21 5:57:02 AM |
#1 Keep praying Tipper. But if that doesn't work try Internet Cleanup. If you can't cleanse yourself, at least you can cleanse history and cache files from your hard drive. :) |
Posted by: Gasse Katze 2004-1-21 3:07:48 AM |