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Middle East
Palestinian suicide bomber killed near West Bank settlement
2004-01-11
A suicide bomber was killed Sunday when his device prematurely exploded near a settlement in the northern West Bank while another Palestinian was shot dead by Israeli troops in the area. Witnesses said that body parts of the bomber could be seen scattered near the site of the explosion close to the settlement of Karnei Shomron, east of the town of Qalqilya.
Body parts=Cause -> Wall=Effect...
"One Palestinian exploded himself between the village (of Jinsafut) and the settlement," a Palestinian security source said. An Israeli military source said: "It appears a suicide bomber prematurely detonated himself", adding that there were no Israeli casualties.
"Yeah, well maybe there ain't no casualties, but somebody's gotta clean up that mess!"
Meanwhile a Palestinian teenager was shot dead by Israeli soldiers near the troubled northern West Bank town of Nablus. Fuad Jarwuan, 18, was fatally injured when Israeli soldiers aboard two jeeps opened fire to disperse a group of stone-throwing Palestinians in the village of Zeita, south of Nablus. An Israeli military source said that the shooting had taken place after troops came under attack. "During a routine patrol the force came under attack by a violent crowd who threw stones and large rocks," the source said. "IDF (Israeli Defense Forces) troops identified an armed Palestinian who had lit a Molotov cocktail. A hit was identified."
Molotov cocktail=Cause -> Shot in the head=Effect...
Nine Palestinians have been killed in the Nablus area since December 26, when Israeli troops began an operation to round up wanted militants.
Posted by:Fred Pruitt

#9  ed: Yes, but they all look like Rosie.

I have a mental image of the body trying to re-assemble itself here...
Posted by: snellenr   2004-1-11 10:41:29 PM  

#8  Yes, but they all look like Rosie.
Posted by: ed   2004-1-11 5:54:27 PM  

#7  Does he still qualify for the 72 virgins?
Posted by: Rafael   2004-1-11 5:03:12 PM  

#6  Took me all day ed... finally I dig. heh.
Posted by: Shipman   2004-1-11 4:48:46 PM  

#5  Best to think about Rosie O'Donnel to relieve that premature detonation problem.
Posted by: ed   2004-1-11 2:17:28 PM  

#4  brilliant isn't it,i'm still grinning from ear to ear about this one.Shame it dosn't happen more often.Best story of the day this one.Rantburg Rules.
Posted by: Jon Shep U.K   2004-1-11 1:45:42 PM  

#3  Body parts=Cause -> Wall=Effect.

Molotov cocktail=Cause -> Shot in the head=Effect


Fred, what the hell kind of Perl module are you using?

It just doesn't get any better than this. A suicide bomber commits suicide and not one hair on a victim's head mussed. Several pounds of explosives expended. Truly a memorable event.
Posted by: badanov   2004-1-11 1:38:40 PM  

#2  nearly cried with laughter at this,i guess allah deemed him unworthy (or he was a fuck wit). just a shame his buddies wern't around him at the time
Posted by: Jon Shep U.K   2004-1-11 1:10:05 PM  

#1  Seems as though it would be even more discouraging to the "armed Palestinian" if they had shot the lighted Molotov cocktail while he was holding it -- effect would have been the same.
Posted by: snellenr   2004-1-11 12:42:31 PM  

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