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Phony lotto claimant charged
2004-01-10
Elecia Battle, who admitted yesterday that she lied about losing that $162 million lottery ticket, was charged today with filing a false police report. On January 2, Battle told police in South Euclid, Ohio that she had somehow lost the Mega Millions ticket shortly after buying the ticket at a local Quick Shop. If convicted of the misdemeanor count, Battle, 40, faces a maximum of up to six months in jail and a $1,000 fine.
Bwahaha.
Posted by:Steve White

#8  I feel sorry for her. She can have my share of all those overseas lotteries I keep hearing I've won, which will pay me handsomely once I give them all my bank account information. I keep telling 'em - twelve paces north from the northeast corner of the outhouse, turn right, and walk until you're between the two tall oaks. The coffee can's buried about six inches deep... They don't respond - I just can't understand it.
Posted by: Old Patriot   2004-1-10 9:51:34 PM  

#7  this battle woman is a freak and a selfish bitch. what a nerve. what a liar. i can't beleive this bitch. i hope she loses everything.
Posted by: Jabberwocky   2004-1-10 9:06:46 PM  

#6  Mike - since Ghoulardi is no longer on the scene I guess we'll have to depend on Big Chuck and Houlihan/Little John to ridicule S. Euclid instead of Parma. About time.
Posted by: doc8404   2004-1-10 11:33:13 AM  

#5  ..having grown up on the south side of Cleveland, please rest assured that I am shocked - shocked, I tell you - to hear that I cannot trust a lady from South Euclid.
Next thing, you'll be telling me there's no Santa Claus and that Denny Kucinich is some kind of political nutcase.

Mike
Posted by: Mike Kozlowski   2004-1-10 10:03:38 AM  

#4  me too. Bwahahaha!
Posted by: Ptah   2004-1-10 9:19:49 AM  

#3  That's not funny Frank... that's just plain mean.... LOL.
Posted by: Shipman   2004-1-10 9:09:00 AM  

#2  I think I'll join Steve on this one. Bwahahaha!
Posted by: Charles   2004-1-10 7:28:16 AM  

#1  nice....Battle's not even her real name. Sounds like a future ROP convert - already a Paki in style if nothing else
Posted by: Frank G   2004-1-10 3:17:27 AM  

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