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| Al Qaeda letter gives U.S. an ultimatum |
| 2003-12-29 |
| EFL ALBUQUERQUE, NM (Talon News) -- A letter to the Bush administration from an alleged representative of al Qaeda and the Islamic Jihad Brigade Black Death Squad makes reference to a document supposedly sent to the White House last week that contained a laundry list of requirements for the government. Less starch, better creasing, perhaps? The most recent warning reads in part (sic), "Don’t ever think that your ’orange alert’ system will help you although you know very well that even ’severe is less than the situation you are in.’ Nothing will help you but delivering our demands and as soon as possible. Your arrogance and childish acts of dictatorship are leading you directly to the cave of darkness." Would that be Osama’s new hangout? "We have not seen a single step that reflects any logic thinking of any sort, nor clear and wise decisions, and no fast actions." Nope, nope, nope. Us ’Mericans have no plan whatsoever. Pass it on. You’re fooling yourself and the American people, making them believe that you can defend them, when you know very well that you’re totally helpless." That’s us - all turban, no jihad. Ignore that smell from Tora Bora. In a portion of the letter addressed directly to President Bush, letter writer Daleel Almojahid (an alleged al Qaeda operative) wrote in part, "Are you really still wondering if we have weapons of mass destruction? Why are you lying to your people, Bush? Tell them what you know, we bet you to tell them what you and the administration know. Tell them ... ’we have been losing all the wars with al Qaeda since they ever started.’ Tell them that al Qaeda is simply unbeatable!" "Somebody hold me ..." (SOB) The alleged demands made in last week’s letter from the same individual included a demand that the United States cease "invading" Islamic lands anywhere in the world and return all "stolen" Muslim money, "in gold not in any kind of money note." But a check or Paypal will do just dandy. Other demands read (sic), "The returning of the old borders known to you and we press on the northern borders, the release of all our prisoners in your jails whom you know and we know only. The dismantle of the so called (United Nations and its council) in an international decision." Dismantle the UN? Man, that may be something that even Rantburgers can agree on. Another portion of the letter read in part, "(sic), "We will give you a prior few minutes notice before our blessed attack so that you will be able to watch your destruction with your own satellite, as we would be by then have passed the skies of the seventh sky to heaven and your nation to the fires of hell." Glad they’ll be giving us the heads up. I would hate to sleep through the armageddon. |
| Posted by:Baltic Blog |
| #18 If this is legit, I'll give those mutts credit for not stopping the smack talk. It takes quite a committed (and dense) breed to spend the past 2 years getting their asses righteously kicked from one end of this world to the other, and yet convince themselves they are winning. F*tards. |
| Posted by: JerseyMike 2003-12-29 8:42:21 PM |
| #17 I hope that when they take over my airplane they wear those scary masks! That way I can shove down his throat and pull it out of his ass. "Islamic Jihad Brigade Black Death Squad" Isn't that Saddam's private security firm in Jersey? But maybe this is a Demo memo? Anyone seen Dennis today? Bring it on punks! |
| Posted by: Cyber Sarge (VRWC CA Chapter) 2003-12-29 7:26:42 PM |
| #16 Dave D. When I first read it I saw "Black Death Squid." I think the prescription on my glasses just expired... |
| Posted by: Fred 2003-12-29 7:01:19 PM |
| #15 LOL Vic |
| Posted by: Shipman Anagram Maker to the Stars 2003-12-29 6:13:17 PM |
| #14 Do us a favor, AlQ, and learn real ranting and threatening from North Korea. Ask for Army First man. *Mutters* Should give us a good excuse... |
| Posted by: Ptah 2003-12-29 6:10:19 PM |
| #13 I think I've had a long day: when I saw the phrase, "Islamic Jihad Brigade Black Death Squad", the first thing I thought of was a brand of ant and roach spray. |
| Posted by: Dave D. 2003-12-29 5:30:52 PM |
| #12 Careful everyone!! You can never tell whether there might be coded messages in any of these communications!! Analysis of the group name has come up with this: ISLAMIC JIHAD BRIGADE BLACK DEATH SQUAD JAG: "QUICK BLED SALAMI BRAID" HADDITH CASE! I'm not sure what it means! But I'm certain it's not good!! -Vic |
| Posted by: Vic 2003-12-29 4:54:51 PM |
| #11 It sounds phoney to me. Since when does AQ have "demands"? They aren't blackmailers they're Krazed Killers© |
| Posted by: Spot 2003-12-29 4:52:49 PM |
| #10 written by an 8 year old or Dean's campaign manager |
| Posted by: Anonymous 2003-12-29 4:48:37 PM |
| #9 I think the dean campaign hired away all the true spittle-speech writers. These guys are rank amateurs, makes me sort of nostalgic for the old days. |
| Posted by: 4thInfVet 2003-12-29 4:42:52 PM |
| #8 MEMRI says this letter is bogus and they give some good explanations too. And didn't the Internet Haganah say this guy was a phoney too? http://memri.org/bin/latestnews.cgi?ID=IA15603 |
| Posted by: LJ 2003-12-29 4:31:14 PM |
| #7 Damn! Not even worth a 1 on the spittle scale. Very disappointing! Better to leave the spittle spewing to the pros. |
| Posted by: CrazyFool 2003-12-29 4:24:49 PM |
| #6 You guys have any ID? We get so many nutcases going through, that, you know, we can't be too careful. |
| Posted by: Alaska Paul 2003-12-29 4:20:04 PM |
| #5 More Monty Python-esque blabberings. I say whack more members of their group and see if the "demands" increase. |
| Posted by: Bomb-a-rama 2003-12-29 4:11:13 PM |
| #4 *yawn* Yer boring me, cabbie. Either do something big so we can finally get down to seriously eradicating your moonbat death cult, or go away. |
| Posted by: BH 2003-12-29 4:08:28 PM |
| #3 This sounds like another leaked Democratic memo, not something from Al Queda. Same whining either way. |
| Posted by: ruprecht 2003-12-29 4:07:57 PM |
| #2 You have to love the phrase "Islamic Jihad Brigade Black Death Squad". It will make for a nice football team in the Muslim football league- see article on this site. |
| Posted by: mhw 2003-12-29 4:06:43 PM |
| #1 Oh, piffle. Come get some or STFU, you monkeys. |
| Posted by: mojo 2003-12-29 4:00:06 PM |