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Korea
That Old Time BS
2003-12-27
Pyongyang, December 26 (KCNA) -- Meetings were held in London and Bagnue City, France and by the Pitesti Committee of the Socialist Party of Romania, in Sofia, and by the Swiss Committee for Supporting Korea’s Reunification and the Karachi Branch of the Pakistan-Korea Friendship Association in celebration of the 12th anniversary of leader Kim Jong Il’s assumption of the supreme commandership of the Korean People’s Army and the 86th birth anniversary of Kim Jong Suk, an anti-Japanese war hero. Christopher Coleman, spokesman (Leader) of the Central Committee of the Revolutionary Communist Party of Britain (Marxist-Leninist), in his speech said it is entirely thanks to Kim Jong Il who set forth the Songun revolutionary line and has wisely led its implementation that now the Korean people are winning victory after victory in the confrontation with the U.S. imperialists.
Vasile Orleanu, chairman of the Supreme Council of the Socialist Party of Romania, in a speech praised Kim Jong Il for having strengthened the KPA into an army strong in ideology and faith with powerful offensive and defensive means.
Lyudmil Kostantinov, chief of the Bulgarian Group for the Study of the Juche Idea, in his speech stressed that the Songun politics of the DPRK is an invincible all-powerful treasured sword to defend the world peace from the imperialists’ invasion.
Martin Lotscher, chairman of the Swiss Committee for Supporting Korea’s Reunification, in a speech noted that the Bush administration singled out the DPRK as part of an "axis of evil" and has left no means untried to isolate and stifle it but the former can never bring the Korean people to their knees as they are firmly united around their leader.
Zabed Ansari, secretary general of the Karachi Branch of the Pakistan-Korea Friendship Association, in a speech said Kim Jong Suk’s immortal life and feats she performed by devotedly defending President Kim Il Sung and bringing up Kim Jong Il as a shining lodestar would always be remembered not only by the Korean people but by humankind.
Congratulatory messages and letters to Kim Jong Il were adopted at meetings held in Britain, France and Pakistan.
Meanwhile lectures, photo exhibitions and film shows were held by Moscow State University of Russia and the Communist Party of Tajikistan and in two cities of Libya including Murzuk.
Posted by:Spot

#6  Someone go through and copy down all the names dropped, so the responsible whacko ward can reclaim their patients after the parties.
Posted by: Old Patriot   2003-12-27 11:15:59 PM  

#5  I remember when men were men and Rants were Rants, I used to listen to the first team! You're weak! I walked through snow to listen to well fed North Koreans scream till they were blue in the face. They had stamina then, they had rhythm, they had a thesaurs, this was when Juche was a little baby and Songun Way was life's little reality show. Hmmm.... pablum. Nitey nite.
Posted by: Ned Almond   2003-12-27 8:38:25 PM  

#4  Lyudmil Kostantinov, chief of the Bulgarian Group for the Study of the Juche Idea

In a quieter more peaceful time I'd apply to the NORKS to set up a Tallahassee Study Group for the Juche Idea. It'd look great on my resume and the ID card might prove useful.
Posted by: Shipman   2003-12-27 5:34:48 PM  

#3  We reduced the food aid and extra rations were cut off in the propaganda dept as the army felt the pinch. Gotta have protein for print. Carbo-cals don't make good press releases.
Posted by: Alaska Paul   2003-12-27 5:14:38 PM  

#2  Ptah, I agree someone get this clown off the ice. What the hell happened to the real KCNA? Did Kimmie-boy fire him or something?

The spittle-sport has really taken a nosedive lately....
Posted by: CrazyFool   2003-12-27 3:03:22 PM  

#1  *Tears up card* Someone get this pretender off the ice.

Where oh where is Army First man? That dude could write a sizzling press release.
Posted by: Ptah   2003-12-27 2:36:36 PM  

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