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| 2003-12-17 |
| A celebrity model who once portrayed the swashbuckling Lara Croft has been airlifted out of Iraq because she doesn’t like the toilets used by British forces. Nell McAndrew, 30, was given a helicopter ride Monday to Kuwait and a luxury hotel, from where she shuttled back into Iraq for morale-boosting pre-Christmas visits to British troops. "There was some difficulty over the toilets and showers," Squadron Leader Alison Simmonds, a spokeswoman at the British military base in Basra, southern Iraq, told Britain’s domestic Press Association news agency on Wednesday. "She just couldn’t get the hang of squat ’n’ pop." |
| Posted by:Zpaz |
| #10 Ha! I saw the pictures #2 linked to in a 1999 playboy. I must say, though, Shannon Elizabeth was in the same issue, so Ms. McAndrew was a little overshadowed. (Ms. Elizabeth, however, is a first-class moonbat.) |
| Posted by: Sorge 2003-12-17 10:48:26 PM |
| #9 All those plumbing fixtures we liberated from Saddam's palaces, and she has nowhere to go? |
| Posted by: Steve White 2003-12-17 10:47:37 PM |
| #8 I bet she is a real morale booster for the British troops. I'll give her a hand (or two) for that much. Do you think J-lo would do as much? And what seems to be the problem with the toilet and showers? Not enough privacy (or room as someone said). Quote of the day: We always rise to a challenge. |
| Posted by: CrazyFool 2003-12-17 7:27:17 PM |
| #7 note the label: "inflate to 35 psi" |
| Posted by: Frank G 2003-12-17 7:20:31 PM |
| #6 Don't point them things at me unless you intend to use them. |
| Posted by: Chuck Simmins 2003-12-17 4:27:29 PM |
| #5 Note the audience composition in that photo... |
| Posted by: mojo 2003-12-17 4:17:06 PM |
| #4 Let me get this straight. They gotta fly her back and forth from Iraq to Kuwait when she needs to use the can? And I thought JLo was bad... |
| Posted by: tu3031 2003-12-17 4:15:47 PM |
| #3 Wow, nice guns! |
| Posted by: Steve 2003-12-17 3:53:03 PM |
| #2 Oh, that Nell McAndrew... I see what you mean... There's something about women with guns. She should go down, uh, er, to Austrailia and buck up her comrades in |
| Posted by: .com 2003-12-17 3:27:04 PM |
| #1 She probably couldn't fit into the showers. We ARE talking about a Lara Croft look-alike. |
| Posted by: Robert Crawford 2003-12-17 3:05:00 PM |
