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Woman sues after hula skirt bursts into flames
2003-12-16
A woman who says she suffered second- and third-degree burns when her hula skirt burst into flames at a tiki party has sued the mail-order company she bought it from.
Damn! I hate it when that happens!
Autumn Cobb, 27, states in the lawsuit filed Monday in Los Angeles Superior Court that the raffia hula skirt she purchased from the Oriental Trading Co. catalog was ``dangerous ... and unduly and excessively flammable.'' The action seeks unspecified monetary damages. The skirt went up in flames as Cobb walked by a tiki torch at a theme party in June, her attorney said.
Ummm... Hula skirt... Used to be known as a "grass skirt"... Tiki torch... AKA "fire"... I think I might know what your problem is...
She suffered burns on her buttocks, thighs and right hand, according to attorney Scott Mann.
"Elwood! Lookidat! Her buttocks are on fire!"
"Yeah, Hubert! And so's her ass!"
The skirt had an elastic waistband that was ``difficult or impossible'' to remove when exposed to heat, Mann said.
Perhaps because what it was holding up was on fire?
An after-hours call seeking comment from the Omaha, Neb.-based novelty company was not immediately returned.
"Please call back during normal business hours. This is a recording."
Mann said his client's medical bills have exceeded $100,000. Cobb still needs ``a few more surgeries,'' but has returned to work, Mann said.
Posted by:Fred Pruitt

#13  Hot MAMA!!!!
Posted by: tu3031   2003-12-16 9:09:47 PM  

#12  Dummy! Should've been wearing flame-retardant panties under a grass skirt. What? What's not? oh.
Posted by: Glenn (not Reynolds)   2003-12-16 8:57:46 PM  

#11  hula skirt burst into flames

Happens to me all the time. Oh wait... wrong blog.
Posted by: Rafael   2003-12-16 8:29:59 PM  

#10  Fred, I hope this doesn't mean there'll be a dimunition in tiki parties around here.
But I will still be smoking in my hula skirt cause I like to live dangerously!
Posted by: Jennie Taliaferro   2003-12-16 8:21:13 PM  

#9  most Tiki torches I've seen were 5'-6' off the ground...how tall was this babe?
Posted by: Frank G   2003-12-16 6:24:17 PM  

#8  Damn life's getting dangerous.. if you can't trust a cheap grass/plastic skirt what can ya trust?
Posted by: Shipman   2003-12-16 6:16:55 PM  

#7  CF's on the mark, I'd bet. Prolly a little too much tiki juice, too.
Posted by: .com   2003-12-16 4:49:05 PM  

#6  The worst part is she got scalded when somebody threw hot McDonald's coffee on her to put out the flames.

But that's a lawsuit for another day.
Posted by: Dar   2003-12-16 4:47:16 PM  

#5  I bet the skirt had a huge warning: 'DO NOT WEAR NEAR OPEN FLAME' which she promptly ignored.
Posted by: CrazyFool   2003-12-16 4:17:30 PM  

#4  Sounds like one 'hot' chick...
Posted by: Raj   2003-12-16 4:15:26 PM  

#3  I think I saw this on Gilligan's Island once.
Posted by: BH   2003-12-16 3:55:34 PM  

#2  Definitely not the thing to wear around hungry goats - or horny old ones, either!
Posted by: Old Patriot   2003-12-16 3:51:44 PM  

#1  Why does the phrase "Your ass is grass" come to mind?
Posted by: Steve   2003-12-16 3:33:53 PM  

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