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Iraq
Saddam-isms: A quote round-up
2003-12-15
No direct link to any one article--just a collection of the quotes related to yesterday’s events that amuse the hell out of me. You know how I get when I’m not medicated. Or I’m heavily medicated... I forget.
  • Washington Post
    "Why didn’t you fight?" one Governing Council member asked Hussein as their meeting ended. Hussein gestured toward the U.S. soldiers guarding him and asked his own question: "Would you fight them?"


  • CNN
    When the soldiers first found Saddam, he raised his hands above his head, military officials said. "I am Saddam Hussein," he said, according to the officials. "I am the president of Iraq and I want to negotiate." The U.S. soldiers reportedly responded: "President Bush sends his regards."


  • FoxNews Interview, May 4, 2003, Tony Snow with Rummy, the Omniscient
    SNOW: Can Iraq be fully secure as long as he is unaccounted for?

    RUMSFELD: Oh, I think so, yeah. He’s not running Iraq. Let there be no doubt, he and his crowd are gone. They’re either in a tunnel some place, or in a basement hiding. We’ll find him, if he’s alive.


  • Time An insight into Saddam’s S&M fetish.
    When asked “How are you?” said the official, Saddam responded, “I am sad because my people are in bondage.” When offered a glass of water by his interrogators, Saddam replied, “If I drink water I will have to go to the bathroom and how can I use the bathroom when my people are in bondage?”


  • New York Times
    [Iraqi Governing Council member] Mr. Rubaie said: "One thing which is very important is that this man had with him underground when they arrested him two AK-47’s and did not shoot one bullet. I told him, `You keep on saying that you are a brave man and a proud Arab.’ I said, `When they arrested you why didn’t you shoot one bullet? You are a coward.’ And he started to use very colorful language. Basically, he used all his French."


  • Yahoo News - Palestinian reaction
    "It’s a black day in history," said Sadiq Husam, 33, a taxi driver in Ramallah, West Bank seat of the Palestinian Authority. "I am saying so not because Saddam is an Arab, but because he is the only man who said no to American injustice in the Middle East," he said.
  • Posted by:Dar

    #6  Sounds like someone doesn't quite have a grasp on what is going on around him.

    Wonder if he's going to use the same strategy that Mafia capo did? Don't think he'd survive long wandering around Baghdad in a bathrobe tho...
    Posted by: Pappy   2003-12-15 2:18:39 PM  

    #5  Where were these "experts" then?

    Calling for the end of sanctions.
    Posted by: Robert Crawford   2003-12-15 1:27:23 PM  

    #4  I am really amazed by the number of ‘Legal Experts’ around the world. They are preoccupied that Saddam gets a ‘fair’ trial.

    Hah. There were 300,000 others that didn't get a fair trial. Where were these "experts" then?
    Posted by: Bomb-a-rama   2003-12-15 1:21:27 PM  

    #3  I am really amazed by the number of ‘Legal Experts’ around the world. They are preoccupied that Saddam gets a ‘fair’ trial. Most of these legal eagles think that the world court or the u.n. should conduct the trial. I say to them: “Hold your breath until that happens!”
    Posted by: Cyber Sarge (VRWC CA Chapter)   2003-12-15 1:00:03 PM  

    #2  I am the president of Iraq and I want to negotiate.

    Sounds like someone doesn't quite have a grasp on what is going on around him. Maybe he needs to be in the Old Tyrant's Home where his Depends™ can be changed regularly. That is, until we can loan Old Sparky to the Iraqis for the execution.
    Posted by: 4thInfVet   2003-12-15 11:50:57 AM  

    #1  A few more, and I'll stop:
  • GC Member wants trial, execution, and schnell!
    [Saddam's] trial will begin "very soon, in the next few weeks," Mouwafak al-Rabii, a Shiite Muslim council member, told The Associated Press. "We will get [Iraqi national] sovereignty on the 30th of June, and I can tell you, he could be executed on the 1st of July," said al-Rabii, a longtime human rights activist.


  • DNC Malaise
    Well, tha[sic] capture of Sadaam takes the ‘failure to capture’ issue off the table. Now that the economy is picking up (mall was packed yesterday), Iraq is getting better, prescription drugs on the way, education spending at an all-time high, no further terrorist attacks—what is left? Oh, yes, the capture of Bin Laden.

    If that happens, we are completely sunk.


  • Saddam's most recent palace
    Soldiers searched the hut, made up of two rooms — a bedroom and a kitchen. No one else was found. The soldier who participated in the raid described it as "just two rooms and a sink, there was one bed and one chair and some clothes and that's about it." Soldiers seized two rifles, a pistol, a taxi and $750,000 in U.S. currency in a suitcase. They also found new clothes in unopened wrappers, which Odierno suggested meant Saddam had not been there long.

    "We didn't stay there long. It smelled really bad," the soldier said. "It looked more like a garage than a proper house."


    I guess with his boys dead out of the house, it made sense to downsize. Sounds like empty-nest syndrome.
  • Posted by: Dar   2003-12-15 10:41:36 AM  

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