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Iraq
Al-Jizz: The rewrite
2003-12-14
Saddam Hussein captured
Saddam Hussein has been captured alive near his home town of Tikrit in a major coup for the beleaguered US-led occupation forces in Iraq.
"Yeah! Maybe they got him, but it ain't a real victory..."
US occupying administrator Paul Bremer said Hussein was captured late on Saturday after more than eights months of searching for him.
"Took all that time, and there he was in Tikrit, all the time. Incompetents!"
Lieutenant General Ricardo Sanchez told a news conference on Sunday that the army had received intelligence late on Saturday of two possible hideouts near the village of Aghwar.
"Somebody hadda tell 'em where to look!"
Some 600 special forces participated in the raid to capture the ousted Iraqi leader, who was found hiding in what Sanchez called "a spider hole".
"Took all those guys to capture one dictator!"
US forces showed a videotape of the hideout. The video showed a bearded Hussein recieving a medical examination, to the applause of the journalists.
"They humiliated the poor man in public!"

Probably within 24 hours, somebody's going to say that showing those clips was a violation of some provision of the Geneva Convention, violating the poor dictator's privacy. I think we all know that...
Posted by:Fred Pruitt

#9  Glenn, the Times always refers to men as Mr Whoever, whether is is Mr Blair or Mr Bin Ladin
Posted by: Paul Moloney   2003-12-14 7:59:52 PM  

#8  The part I like best is that he was taken without a single shot being fired. Too bad he didn't fire the only round.
Posted by: Cheddarhead   2003-12-14 6:58:09 PM  

#7  yes, a terrible failure for the USA - 600 men and we still couldn't kill him! allah be praised!
Posted by: flash91   2003-12-14 1:11:52 PM  

#6  I'm switching between the two main french continous news channels : how do you put it, "boy, theses grapes are sour"?
The spin is so viloent I'm feeling dizzy. I-télé, the *letf* leaning one, has invited one of the french MP that got into Irak prior to the war, courtesy of an pro-iraqi big business lobby; all he can say is "No WMD! At least, Saddam was a secular dictator, and now the USA have opened the pandora box! He's been taken alive because it was peshmergas fighters that got him, his sons had to be bombed with cannons & planes! No WMD! As the prez said where are the WMD?! Saddam will be judged, unless he hangs himself, or is found hanged in his cell! And look at all the others dictators! The USA would have gone to Irak anyway, for political and economical reasons!"... and so on. You'd love it!
Oh, and now the USA may be embarassed, 'cause Saddam will spill out what he knows about the western countries that supported him, like the USA, wink, wink. Hilarious.
All the experts are here; so far, only Frédéric Encel, a geopolitician (who reminded the anchorman of the french iraqi nuclear program, when he said that the USA supported Saddam...) and Bernard Koushner, socialist/french doctor (both of them supported the Us intervention, btw) have clearly expressed their satisfaction about the capture one of the worst 20th century mass-murderer.
Posted by: Anonymous   2003-12-14 1:04:55 PM  

#5  Notice something odd. People (also journalists) worldwide talk about "Saddam Hussein," or "Saddam," or "Hussein." In the NYT he's consistently "Mr. Hussein" Anyone care to psychoanalyze that? NYT item on this event ended with a oh, btw, another bombing note, desperate for as many RPMs as they could muster.

OH THEY TOOK IT OUT

NYT story by Wong and Semple has been rewritten since it was first put up. He's still Mr. Hussein to then tho.
Posted by: Glenn (not Reynolds)   2003-12-14 12:32:34 PM  

#4  How many Ninecompoops will drop out this week? Lieberman and Gephart seem to be the smartest of them...

Terrible things are being plotted for the next 11 months by the Bad Guys. If they don't come off, the Dems might as well mail in their participation in the elections. If they come off and Bush handles them as he's demonstrated he can, they still might as well mail it in.
Posted by: Fred   2003-12-14 11:49:27 AM  

#3  Well, that's one Democrat talking point taken away.

The trolls are gonna be hell for the next day and a half.
Posted by: Robert Crawford   2003-12-14 9:32:36 AM  

#2  It will be an unhappy breakfast at Al Jazzera, the BBC, CNN and the faculty lounge at UC Berkeley.
Posted by: mhw   2003-12-14 9:16:02 AM  

#1  I think the video will form the first few minutes of GWB's convention video. And rightly so.
Posted by: Tibor   2003-12-14 8:27:59 AM  

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