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India-Pakistan
Jamaat says NGOs spreading ‘vulgarity’
2003-12-08
I hate it when NGOs fart...
Jamaat-e-Islami (JI) Naib Ameer Prof Ghafoor Ahmad has warned against organised moves by certain western non-governmental organisations (NGOs) to spread “vulgarity” in the name of human and women’s rights. Speaking at the last session of a conference commemorating scholar Maulana Abul Ala Maudoodi on Sunday, Mr Ahmad said that such moves were aimed at making Muslims stray from the right path. He said Islamic forces would not allow them to impose western values on Muslims.
"No titties, dammit!"
Many religious leaders and scholars from all over the Muslim world spoke on the occasion and asked the participants to pressure Islamic rulers to enforce Sharia and end slavery to America. Nazrul Hassan from Nepal said Muslims in his country were only four percent of the total population and most of them were backward. He sought scholars’ help for translation of the Holy Quran into the Nepalese language.
What better way to cure them of their backwardness?
Dr Kamal Ubaid, foreign affairs director of the ruling National Conference in Sudan, said that Islamic movements in the world must coordinate to fight challenges facing the Muslim world. He said the Islamic movements would succeed if Prophet Muhammad’s (peace be upon him) teachings were spread in the world through a well-thought-out plan.
Luckily for us, there's nothing more un-Islamic than a well-thought-out plan...
He said 9/11 was planned to destroy seven Muslim countries besides controlling Islamic movements. Afghanistan and Iraq had already been destroyed.
That leaves five to go...
He said that Islamic movements were bearing fruit in about 80 countries and this bothered capitalist countries.
Ever notice that communists are all but non-existant in the countries with the most visible Islamists, like PakLand and Saudi Arabia?
Sheikh Rashid Al Ghannoshi, president of the Al Nehzat (Al Nahda) Movement in Tunisia, praised Muslim revolutionary leaders like Saiful Islam Ibne Hassan Al Banna Shaheed, Maulana Maudoodi and Imam Khomeini for fighting the West. He warned Pakistanis of a conspiracy to take them to an age similar to the pre-Islamic era of ignorance. He said former president Habib Bourgiba closed down Islamic universities, changed Islamic laws and Tunisian official language from Arabic to French, declared Heaven and Hell as mere illusions, banned polygamy, jailed women for covering their heads, promoted drinking in Ramazan and upheld that adultery was no crime. He said Mr Bourgiba imprisoned about one million Muslims. Most women wore hijab on the streets, but were banned from wearing them at work places, universities and hospitals. He said the young thronged the mosques to offer prayers in Tunisia.
"God, please send more beer!"
The Secretary General of the World Institute for Unity among Islamic Schools of Thought, Ayatollah Muhammad Ali Taskhiri, said the West was trying to divide Muslims by promoting the Al Azhar University scholars. He said that the enemy that earlier attacked Muslims on economic, cultural and religious fronts, now wanted to make “immorality” legal in the name of human rights.
Posted by:Paul Moloney

#9  These bunch of hippocrates make me really sick. I guess your leader Qazi's kids in USA are here to learn shariat Motherfucker. NGOs in PK are really doing something positive so they are fair gamejust because a lot of them have women working for them. Look inside your own home ia all I can say to this bastard
Posted by: Muslim   2003-12-8 5:10:35 PM  

#8  And don't forget Fat Freddy's cat.

Crumb, last I heard, had a band that plays 20-30s jazz (the only real jazz), called R. Crumb and the Cheap Suit Serenaders. They're pretty good, too.
Posted by: Fred   2003-12-8 4:21:06 PM  

#7  Afghanistan and Iraq had already been destroyed.....hey..he said it. I guess we should be heartened.

He said that Islamic movements were bearing fruit in about 80 countries and this bothered capitalist countries. Funny how it doesn't seem to bother the communist countries. I guess it's because in order to be a communist..you have to be too stupid to make the connection in the first place.
Posted by: B   2003-12-8 3:56:43 PM  

#6  Agreed. I, uh, lived by the wisdom of Mr Natural, The Fabulous Furry Freak Bros. and The Doodah Man... and admired the, um, strong legs of Imaginary Girl. Crumb was inspired - and really really screwed up. I am, of course, perfectly *drool* normal and *draggin knuckles* well-adjusted. ;-)
Posted by: .com   2003-12-8 12:53:46 PM  

#5  .com -

I think Omo Bob and Mr. Natural actually made more sense...
Posted by: Fred   2003-12-8 12:22:06 PM  

#4  Oh, I get it now. It's the jooooooos and the west. That's pretty novel.

DOES THE ENTIRE MUSLIM WORLD DRINK FROM THE SAME VAT OF JIM JONES KOOL-AID, EXCEPT IT IS FILLED WITH STUPID PILLS??? ARE THEY ALL AS INSANE AS THE ACT??
Posted by: alaskasoldier   2003-12-8 10:01:54 AM  

#3  Are you two suggesting that the various pre-warped Robert Crumb publications should be off limits when your pH is running a little low? I'm not sure I understand.
Posted by: .com   2003-12-8 8:38:31 AM  

#2  LOL. My advice to the kids out there is to stay away from the heavy comics in a scenario such as Lucky describes - I expect the simmering tensions in Archie would be less stressful.
Posted by: Shipman   2003-12-8 7:36:16 AM  

#1  Bizzare! It's like reading a comic book on LSD. Some day I'll share that.
Posted by: Lucky   2003-12-8 2:34:04 AM  

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