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-Short Attention Span Theater-
Well Met
2003-12-07
Put your website here:
BILLY CRYSTAL

(whispering to RANTBURG.COM)

What can I say to make her love me?

RANTBURG.COM
(whispering back)
However Umar ibn Khattab was certainly fanatical enough to burn anything that had survived.

BILLY CRYSTAL shrugs and dutifully whispers this in KATE WINSLET’s ear

KATE WINSLET
(swooning)
I love you, BILLY CRYSTAL
...
INT. BILLY CRYSTAL AND KATE WINSLET’S WEDDING

RANTBURG.COM is making a wedding toast.

RANTBURG.COM

We have to destroy Wahabism - totally, completely, irreversibly.

WEDDING GUESTS

Hear, hear.

RANTBURG.COM

Truly a craven and lewd performance by both - not to mention disingenuous and dishonest.



Posted by:Brian

#5  Billy... it's RantBURG, not RantBONG. Get to bed now...
Posted by: tu3031   2003-12-8 12:25:47 AM  

#4  Uhhh...

Either Rantburg is getting entirely too esoteric for me, or Brian had a bottle ot two too many of the bubbly at the wedding....
Posted by: TPF   2003-12-8 12:22:44 AM  

#3  Wow! This works for me on so many levels...especially where Kate does the full earwax extraction thang with her tongue. Sheesh Billy, ever hear of a Q-Tip?
Posted by: Rex Mundi   2003-12-8 12:09:28 AM  

#2  No, no, no. Truely, bravely a tour de force in Rantburg history. This needs a full day of comments. What say you warriors, hoosza!!

Posted by: Lucky   2003-12-7 11:50:59 PM  

#1  Truly a tragic waste of good bandwidth...
Posted by: PBMcL   2003-12-7 11:25:18 PM  

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