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| UN Hires Animal Envoy? |
| 2003-11-25 |
| EFL/Hat tip to WorldNetDaily Area horse owners, especially those around Echo Lake, may want to keep a close eye on their equine companions after two recent instances of abuse and theft. A naked (our new UN envoy for animals) man was found having intercourse with a horse in a stable on McCaffery Road around 6:30 a.m. on Nov. 17. Flathead County Sheriff Jim Dupont said the man, still nude, fled on "He left his boots When he appeared for a vote on the floor of the UN he was breathing heavily, naked, and had really smooth hands. |
| Posted by:Dragon Fly |
| #9 standing directly behind a horse is not the safest place in the world. Their only blind spot. And a sudden invasion in that spot usually results in a sudden interaction with a pair of hooves. Nude or not, a pair of hooves with steel shoes would fracture your pelvis. Darwin candidate. |
| Posted by: john 2003-11-25 10:07:16 PM |
| #8 Just so he didn't pay "his kingdom for a horse" Of course if it was a horse of a different color.... |
| Posted by: Cheddarhead 2003-11-25 9:37:54 PM |
| #7 Maybe he had heard that some types of massage can improve a horse's agility and got entirely the wrong idea. He could have been method actor studying for the lead in Equs, or the man in need of some serious art therapy. |
| Posted by: Super Hose 2003-11-25 7:11:29 PM |
| #6 taking "Mount the horse" to another level |
| Posted by: Frank G 2003-11-25 4:44:11 PM |
| #5 And the horse moaned: WILLLLLBURRRRRR ! |
| Posted by: Chuck Simmins 2003-11-25 1:21:56 PM |
| #4 I'd be looking for a Snopes. |
| Posted by: Shipman 2003-11-25 12:00:07 PM |
| #3 Quick roundup of comments from around the world: Islamic Daily News-it is accursed America's fault for letting its horses go unclothed Bob Barker-if the man had been neutered like I recommend,this never would have happened. ACLU-what goes on between two consenting mammals is none of the governments business. New Zealand Farm Report-my God,haven't you Yanks heard of sheep. Democrats running for President issued identical statement-Its Bush's fault. Michael Moore-George Bush used a Saudi Arabian horse to set the man up. The Journal of American Psychology-blah,blah,blah,not responsible,blah,blh,blah,immediate release,blah,blah,blah,new drug therapy indicated,blah,blah,blah.... When arrested,the suspect explained,"I'm a stud,and studs gotta do what studs gotta do." |
| Posted by: Stephen 2003-11-25 11:56:33 AM |
| #2 This certainly wasn't the article that I was expecting to read... :-) (I was trying to decide whether to snide in the direction of Mr. Ed or Dr. Doolittle while the article came up) |
| Posted by: snellenr 2003-11-25 10:15:29 AM |
| #1 "I was helping her over the fence!" |
| Posted by: Dar 2003-11-25 9:18:04 AM |