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| That’ll Teach Them |
| 2003-11-14 |
| Turkish Prosecutor Sait Kunt has requested the court to sentence 16 suspects including Yavuz and Kemal Uzan to 96 thousand years in prison on charges of corruption and embezzlement. 96,000 divided by 16 suspects = 6,000 years each. The prosecutor has also denounced directors of Banking Regulation and Supervision Agency (BRSA), Capital Market Board (SPK) and Istanbul Stock Exchange (IMKB) on charges of misusing their authority. This is the guy we need to prosecute Eron. |
| Posted by:Steve |
| #10 Parole in 4003, they could handle it. |
| Posted by: Alaska Paul 2003-11-14 8:37:25 PM |
| #9 Six thousand years - so how many years is that with time off for good behavior? |
| Posted by: A Jackson 2003-11-14 6:35:43 PM |
| #8 RC. That wasn't funny, that was mean and I am a slow typist. |
| Posted by: Shipman 2003-11-14 4:29:35 PM |
| #7 6,000 years is a long time. Will they share their cell after the first 100 years? After they're dead, tossing all the rotting corpses into ONE cell should save some space..... |
| Posted by: Bomb-a-rama 2003-11-14 2:01:38 PM |
| #6 Cyber Sarge -- If Murat's any indication, there are a LOT of them over there. |
| Posted by: Robert Crawford 2003-11-14 1:41:18 PM |
| #5 I can't stop giggling over the prosecutors name: Kunt. I can't believe that Kunt sentences me! Oh come on you were thinking it too. |
| Posted by: Cyber Sarge (VRWC CA Chapter) 2003-11-14 11:41:19 AM |
| #4 Thanks for the link Murat. That was an impressive fine! It must have been a truly amazing scheme... |
| Posted by: Seafarious 2003-11-14 11:20:32 AM |
| #3 6,000 years is a long time. Will they share their cell after the first 100 years? |
| Posted by: Yank 2003-11-14 11:08:24 AM |
| #2 The Uzan clan deserves it, but I am afraid they'll manage to find some super lawyers who get them free in no time. I think 1000 years of it is to pay of motorola: Motorola vs Uzan |
| Posted by: Murat 2003-11-14 10:43:03 AM |
| #1 That should be Enron. More coffee, please. |
| Posted by: Steve 2003-11-14 10:34:20 AM |