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Iran
US Military ‘Tortured Freed Iranians’
2003-11-04
Two Iranian journalists with state-run television who were freed yesterday by US forces in Iraq after four months in detention have charged they were subjected to “severe torture” while in American custody.
Got any fingernails left?
But in Baghdad a coalition military spokesman denied that anyone was mistreated in its custody.
Shucks. That's too bad. No pliers?
“The detention was unimaginable. The first 10 days were like a nightmare. We were subjected to severe torture,” Saeed Abou Taleb told state television as he and his freed colleague Sohail Karimi crossed back into Iran.“The other four months were terrifying. I would rather not remember it. It was very bad, very bad,” he said as the pair were greeted at the southern Iranian border post of Shalamcheh, near the Iraqi city of Basra.
"These women kept coming in, and shaking their bosoms at us, and hollering 'you can't have none!' An'... an'... an' they made us eat french fries!"
He did not elaborate on the allegation of torture, which the coalition spokesman in Iraq rejected out of hand saying: “The coalition does not mistreat anyone in its custody — full stop.”
Posted by:Fred Pruitt

#7  Giggle Juice and Bagpipes? Heavy Metal? Mitch Miller? Fingers on the Chalkboard? The Secret List™ goes on.....
Posted by: Alaska Paul   2003-11-4 10:30:25 PM  

#6  "I show you my tortured penis but it sorta dissappeared!"
Posted by: john   2003-11-4 2:25:51 PM  

#5  LOL!!! "Well I got better..." Beautiful, Dar! Still laughing!!!
Posted by: .com   2003-11-4 9:52:04 AM  

#4  "They turned me into a newt!"
Posted by: Dar   2003-11-4 9:37:00 AM  

#3  Standard jihadi tactic, as detailed in the captured al'Qaeda manual: when arrested by a civilized power, claim you were tortured. No need to give details, of course, because Arabs, Leftists, and other mental children will believe you regardless.
Posted by: Robert Crawford   2003-11-4 8:30:27 AM  

#2  They're in better shape than that Canadian woman was in Iran...
Posted by: Pappy   2003-11-4 12:11:40 AM  

#1  We need to publicly thank these fine gentleman for the intelligence info they provided, upon which many future operations by the Great Satan will be based, including in Iran proper. "Here's to you, future dead Iranian spy guys!" {hoists Budweiser (%)> }
Posted by: Frank G   2003-11-3 11:17:36 PM  

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