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| Hamas: Arafish poisoned | ||
| 2003-10-09 | ||
| Does that mean he’s finally in Hell? Jerusalem (www.jnewswire.com) - Rumors are circulating in the Palestinian Authority areas that Israel is behind what doctors are calling "a mysterious virus" plaguing PLO arch terrorist Yasser Arafat. Of course. Always the Jews. An anonymous Palestinian official quoted on a Hamas-supportive Palestinian website said attempts were being made to verify that Arafat may have been injected with a drug that leads to a natural death, according to The Jerusalem Post Thursday. It’s called a sperm. And it was injected into the egg almost 76 years ago.
They’d blame them no matter what.
So Sharkey Arafish is dead? Arab propagandists have routinely accused Israel of carrying out all kinds of bizarre "attacks" on Palestinians, including carrying out secret assassinations and secretly infecting Arab girls with the AIDS virus. Allergic to brain cells, these idiots! Observers believe it highly likely that if Arafat were to die of natural causes anytime soon, the Arab world would blame Israel, who on September 12, following a dual ’suicide’ bombing that claimed the lives of 15 Israelis, and for which Arafat had reportedly given the green light, decided the PLO leader would be "removed" from the political scene. Did I just hear a flush? Hat tip LGF. EFL. | ||
| Posted by:Atrus |
| #8 Magical Schoolbus Tour through the alimentary canal is what I bring to mind. NS. |
| Posted by: Alaska Paul 2003-10-9 4:49:08 PM |
| #7 I think they miniaturized a Mossad team and they're inside his body raising all kinds of holy hell. This is in case The Death Ray doesn't work. Some cartoon is what this operation is patterned after. Remember Fantastic Voyage? ;) |
| Posted by: Bomb-a-rama 2003-10-9 3:23:16 PM |
| #6 Arafish; loves the cameras so much that he makes sure one is always nearby to catch him being heroic, Arafish; makes sure that his mukata compound is filled with paleo faithful ready to die for him in a moment, Arafish; makes sure that western protesters surround him in case the IDF strikes and kills one, Arafish; makes sure that his muerous death cult camps start training their cadets to be lethal since kindergaden Yet, somehow, an Israeli snuck past everyone, stuck him with a hypodermic needle, and snuck out. Two possibilities. A: "Boy, those Mossad guys are slick" B; He, like every other person on earth, is mortal c: bonus answer! A higher power has decided that he has become too foul to continue his existance. I hope it's hurting him, as much as say, a 1/8" bolt permanantly lodged in some poor person's brain for the rest of their lives I'm calling dibs right now. I called him Araflushed™ first! |
| Posted by: Dripping Sarcasm 2003-10-9 3:06:26 PM |
| #5 I think they miniaturized a Mossad team and they're inside his body raising all kinds of holy hell. This is in case The Death Ray doesn't work. |
| Posted by: tu3031 2003-10-9 2:32:18 PM |
| #4 OK, I'd say this makes it official. He's dying, they know it, and these stories are setting the stage for blaming Israel. The louder they get, the closer the end is. LGF is running a dead pool for Yasser. |
| Posted by: Steve 2003-10-9 2:14:24 PM |
| #3 what doctors are calling "a mysterious virus" Translation - "We're |
| Posted by: Raj 2003-10-9 2:04:07 PM |
| #2 I thought it was the zionist death rays. I'm still hoping somebody will accuse Israel of using nanomites. |
| Posted by: mhw 2003-10-9 1:45:11 PM |
| #1 Poisoned, eh? Well, that explains why the Debka people have been on "vacation" recently. They've been busy, lol. |
| Posted by: Laurence of the Rats 2003-10-9 1:39:55 PM |