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| Gov. Gray Davis Stumps for Aliens Vote |
| 2003-09-19 |
| Gov. Gray Davis, returning to the site of his two inaugural ceremonies, acknowledged Wednesday he had isolated himself over the past five years by talking exclusively with lawmakers, lobbyists and his staff at the expense of real people. Davis answered some questions with personal stories, including one about his ill mother, and with apt anecdotes from the past, but, surprisingly, he got caught up when someone asked him to explain his "vision for the state." "My vision is to make the most diverse state on earth, and we have people from every planet on the earth in this state. We have the sons and daughters of every, of people from every planet, of every country on earth," he said. California, it’s a whole ’nuther planet! |
| Posted by:Steve |
| #8 Shiver me timbers, aye forgots that today be "Talk Like A Pirate Day". Arr, methinks it be the cheap grog that scurrvy barkeep be selling me. Arrrr. |
| Posted by: Steve 2003-9-19 2:38:26 PM |
| #7 Arrr! Illegal aliens from outer space, me laddies! Time t' splice the mainbrace... |
| Posted by: mojo 2003-9-19 1:01:28 PM |
| #6 Driver's Licenses for Pentaxians No! The Pentaxians 5 arms give them to much of an edge in the fast food industry. I'm tired of these saucer creeps with their 60 dollar mattress tied to their mother ship getting all the good jobs. |
| Posted by: Shipman 2003-9-19 12:13:14 PM |
| #5 Never met an alien who's vote he didn't think he could buy...illegal or otherwise. Driver's Licenses for Pentaxians! |
| Posted by: Rex Mundi 2003-9-19 11:52:38 AM |
| #4 While I've never personally been to San Francisco, based on what some friends who once lived there told me, there are some parts of town where the "people from every planet" concept is at least plausible. Either that, or the Governor was just remembering that Star Trek located the Federation headquarters in SF. |
| Posted by: Mike 2003-9-19 10:22:58 AM |
| #3 the only people pulling lower than Davis in the polls are the 9th Circuit court Judges |
| Posted by: Frank G 2003-9-19 9:44:04 AM |
| #2 "Davis' stumbling on this question may have come from fatigue..." Doesn't this guy have an aide or someone else who can tell him that he's incoherent and needs rest? Or is this just typical talk from a former Moonbeam Brown staffer? |
| Posted by: Tom 2003-9-19 9:42:18 AM |
| #1 Is x-Govoner Brown running too? |
| Posted by: CrazyFool 2003-9-19 9:39:33 AM |