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Middle East
Arafat calls for truce
2003-09-18
Palestinian leader Yasser Arafat has called for a truce between Israel and the Palestinians.
Yasser always says that when he knows the Paleos are due for a whacking...
In an interview with Israeli television, he said all the world wants peace for the good of the Middle East and future generations of both peoples. Earlier President Arafat said he was willing to die as a martyr and will use his machine-gun to defend himself if Israeli troops try to exile or assassinate him.
"You'll never take me alive, coppers!... Ummm... You want to, don't you?"
Israel touched off an international outcry last week by announcing it had decided to remove Mr Arafat, following two suicide bombings that killed 15 Israelis. Israel blames Mr Arafat for fomenting attacks in the three-year-old uprising for statehood. He denies the allegation and instead blames Israel for the violence.
"Lies! All lies!"
Meanwhile, Mr Arafat says the United States veto of a United Nations resolution demanding Israel not harm or expel him will only encourage Israeli policies against all Palestinians. While some Palestinian officials now fear Israel will see the US veto as a licence to kill Mr Arafat, the Palestinian leader says he is not concerned. "The new veto will not shake our Arab nation, and will not shake the Palestinian people," he said. "We have challenged other vetos, and we have challenged these vetos since the Zionist conference. This land is not without people, and we will continue challenging them, and the mountain will not be shaken."
Posted by:Fred Pruitt

#10  The Israeli decision starts to make sense to me. Everytime Hamas sneezes Arafat's pants will smell. Arafat might soon classify as a biological weapon.
Posted by: True German Ally   2003-9-18 1:50:44 PM  

#9  Yo Fishie! Satan has given each of your 72 virgins(all souls of dead ISM moonbats, BTW) a different STD. Just FYI.
Posted by: Katz   2003-9-18 10:37:52 AM  

#8  JFM: Good one! I like your approach.
Posted by: Mike   2003-9-18 9:53:23 AM  

#7  Boom! I blew up some of you. And now you're going for payback. Quick, let's have a truce. Ah good, a truce.

Boom. I blew up some of you.

And so on.
Posted by: Highlander   2003-9-18 9:28:58 AM  

#6  So do the MLRS and the M109A6 Paladin. Why use 5.56mm when you can use 155?
Posted by: JFM   2003-9-18 8:57:59 AM  

#5  So does the m-16,Mike as well as the USMC's new sniper rifle.
Posted by: raptor   2003-9-18 8:03:55 AM  

#4  The Barrett XM-107 .50 sniper rifle comfortably outranges the Kalashnikov series of assault rifles.

In case anyone was wondering.
Posted by: Mike   2003-9-18 5:52:59 AM  

#3  Arafat said he was willing to die as a martyr and will use his machine-gun to defend himself if Israeli troops try to exile or assassinate him.

Guess that means the Israeli's will have to whack him from beyond machine-gun range. Allowing for average Paleo proficiency with an automatic weapon, that's about, oh, um, .... 50 yards.
Posted by: Steve White   2003-9-18 12:59:54 AM  

#2  Hey, he can have my 72 rasins...
Posted by: Ishmael   2003-9-18 12:46:53 AM  

#1  Earlier President Arafat said he was willing to die as a martyr..

Humor the guy. NOW.
Posted by: Bomb-a-rama   2003-9-18 12:36:09 AM  

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