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World's oldest genitals discovered in Scotland
2003-09-18
Scientists scouring ancient rocks in Scotland have discovered fossils of the world's oldest genitals belonging to 400-million-year-old insects.
Ummm... Fascinating.
Jason Dunlop says the fossils of the ancient harvestmen insect, commonly known as a daddy-long-legs, show its penis was two-thirds the length of its body and remarkably similar to the modern-day species. Mr Dunlop says his team of researchers from Humbolt University in Berlin has also uncovered a long egg-laying organ called an ovipositor from a female. He says as well as the genitals, the fossils have the oldest known arachnid respiratory system, suggesting the insects' ancestors had long since crawled out of the sea and learned to breathe. The previous oldest penis, dating back 100-million years, had belonged to an ostracod, an early crustacean related to crabs, shrimps and water fleas.
"And what do you do for relaxation, doctor?"
"I collect fossilized genitalia."
Posted by:Fred Pruitt

#9  4 years of college, 2 for the masters, 2 for the doctorate. Bucks deluxe for college loans.
But something like this makes it all worth it!
Posted by: tu3031   2003-9-18 6:24:33 PM  

#8  " Hey, Ralphy, c'mere and look at my fossilzed balls I bought on E-bay. "
Posted by: Charles   2003-9-18 5:15:35 PM  

#7  Yeah, me too, but not by choice.......
Posted by: Grampa   2003-9-18 4:01:14 PM  

#6  There's one big walking, talking genital in a compound in Ramallah someplace.....
Posted by: Bomb-a-rama   2003-9-18 3:02:01 PM  

#5  I saw this headline yesterday and decided to pass. Hurricane jitters getting to you, Fred?
Posted by: Tom   2003-9-18 11:04:47 AM  

#4  Actually, when I first read it, I thought it might be about a gal I once met in Okinawa...
Posted by: Fred   2003-9-18 8:54:19 AM  

#3  At first I thought this story was about Helen "The Harridan" Thomas.
Posted by: Chuck Simmins   2003-9-18 8:22:30 AM  

#2  Hope he washes his hands before sneaking a candy bar.
Posted by: Super Hose   2003-9-18 5:50:01 AM  

#1  The guy could work for Ghostbusters. Maybe he's Egon's cousin.
Posted by: Steve White   2003-9-18 12:55:43 AM  

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