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Monaco's Princess Stephanie weds an acrobat. Really.
2003-09-17
PRINCESS Stephanie has stunned Monaco’s royal family by marrying her boyfriend, a Portuguese circus acrobat.
Guess we know what she likes to do in her spare time...
Stephanie and her new husband, Adans Lopez Peres, were married on Friday in a private ceremony, palace spokesman Armand Deus said yesterday.
You don't even want to see the honeymoon pictures...
Mr Peres would be the second circus man in the princess’s life. She separated from Swiss circus director and elephant trainer Franco Knie last year.
Wasn't... ummm... strict enough for her?
The 38-year-old princess — the horniest one of three children of Prince Rainier and the late American actress, Grace Kelly — is closely followed in the tabloids for her tumultuous love life.
Which occasionally seems to consist of anyone who walks by...
The princess had two children, Louis and Pauline Grace, with her one-time bodyguard Daniel Ducruet, whom she married in 1995, only to divorce a year later. In 1998, Princess Stephanie gave birth to a daughter, Camille. She refused to name the father, though he was said to be another bodyguard, Jean-Raymond Gottlieb.
"I think it was the one with the hat..."
The prince, who once banished his wayward daughter to the Alpine resort of Auron, 80 miles from Monaco, where it seemed she might lead a quieter life, has accepted Stephanie’s three children. However, he could not bring himself to sanction the Knie affair. His views on her latest marriage are unclear. Mr Peres, a 28-year-old circus acrobat and juggler is said to be "besotted" with Stephanie — despite the difference in their backgrounds.
I dunno. It sounds like he's marrying beneath himself. But then, I'm kinda old-fashioned...
Posted by:Fred Pruitt

#7  Thank goodness you said "hands"...
Posted by: Tom   2003-9-17 4:17:23 PM  

#6  "Pssst...Why is the groom putting chalk dust on his hands?..."
Posted by: mojo   2003-9-17 4:07:42 PM  

#5  She appears to be staying in the circus realm lately, so the next step in ludicrous is probably a midget carnie barker. But Pappy could be right... Wonder how old Noor Tantray looks in a derby and a checkered suit?
Posted by: Fred   2003-9-17 3:30:22 PM  

#4  My bet is the Monkey Nut Nudger or Angle Grinder Man. Women go for guys in baby blue sandex with gold briefs displayed on the outside of the spandex. Cucumber optional.
Posted by: Super Hose   2003-9-17 3:07:58 PM  

#3  Dwarf former actor? Looks like Gary Coleman's next. Rebounds from his ill-fated Governor campaign
Posted by: Frank G   2003-9-17 3:05:17 PM  

#2  The bodyguard phase, the circus folk phase. Can hardly wait to see what she gets into next. And I have a feeling there will be a next...

Probably "freedom fighter". Plenty of those running around Europe -it'd keep her busy for years.
Posted by: Pappy   2003-9-17 1:39:12 PM  

#1  The bodyguard phase, the circus folk phase. Can hardly wait to see what she gets into next. And I have a feeling there will be a next...
Posted by: tu3031   2003-9-17 1:26:45 PM  

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