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| 2003-09-05 | |
| Damm near killed him! Thanks to Silent Running: A horrific firecracker accident which left an Illawarra man incontinent and unable to have sex has prompted warnings from police and health authorities. The 26-year-old man suffered a fractured pelvis and severe burns to his genital area after a firecracker exploded between the cheeks of his buttocks. Kids, leave these things to professionals! The man suffered extensive injuries from the explosion and required emergency surgery. He now has a colostomy and a catheter, and is sexually dysfunctional. Good, now he won’t breed more idiots like himself. Dr McCurdie said he believed the man had stumbled while the firecracker was in his buttocks, and fell down on it. There’s more really gross details at the link, if you really need to know what happens when you sit on an explosive. It is not known whether the man had been imitating the cult prankster film Jackass, a hit in the United States. In the low-budget film, the men place firecrackers in their buttocks and they shoot into the air. I can’t think of any other reason to do something this stupid. The story doesn’t say if alcohol was involved, but I’d say that was a safe bet.
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| Posted by:Steve |
| #9 Well, gang, I guess we have covered this subject in some depth, so we can move on to the next item of business, which is: ___________________________ |
| Posted by: Alaska Paul 2003-9-5 8:48:33 PM |
| #8 Well, according to some (luckily for me) distant aquaintinces, you don't have to be Austrailian to enjoy doing this. Drunk and stupid yes.... |
| Posted by: S 2003-9-5 7:57:49 PM |
| #7 Sounds like a Darwin award contender -- after all he did remove himself from the gene pool... |
| Posted by: GregJ 2003-9-5 7:53:25 PM |
| #6 The EFL neglected what I feel is the explanation. This took place in Australia. Drunken Aussies, God love 'em, are known to be a bit daft. |
| Posted by: Chuck Simmins 2003-9-5 3:17:00 PM |
| #5 My son is 28, and would do something like that. Of course, he's our ADOPTED son, and his natural parents really did a nasty number on his brain before he was two. He'll always be twelve to fourteen, intellectually. I can't tell you what the person reported here has as an excuse, but if it's not a good one, this one's a Darwin Award keeper! |
| Posted by: Old Patriot 2003-9-5 3:05:50 PM |
| #4 I'm a bit tired of the media insinuating that Jackass is somehow responsible for everything. The guy was 26-years old for petes sake. |
| Posted by: Yank 2003-9-5 2:48:33 PM |
| #3 I beleive he has received a permanent blow job. |
| Posted by: Super Hose 2003-9-5 1:59:33 PM |
| #2 Well, at least he got out of the gene pool before he could do any more damage. This guy has taken a figure of speech and has run with it, literally! |
| Posted by: Alaska Paul 2003-9-5 1:26:26 PM |
| #1 with this guy it sounds like a brain injury |
| Posted by: Frank G 2003-9-5 12:50:01 PM |