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Turkmenistan celebrates muskmelon day...
2003-08-24
Turkmens have devoted a day of festivities to celebrate the country's muskmelon, a close relative of the watermelon. The holiday was inspired by President Saparmurat Niyazov, who prefers to be known as Turkmenbashi, or leader of the Turkmens.
The man who named the month of April after his Mom...
«Do celebrate Muskmelon Day well, as a real holiday. Make sure that all associations and enterprises take part in it», the Turkmen TV showed the leader telling state officials. The TV report on the holiday waxed lyrical over the fruit. «This godsend has a glorious history that goes back centuries,» it said on Monday, adding that its advantages were the product of Turkmenistan?s «blazing sun, mild weather, productive land and tasty water, as well as peasants' kindness». The fruit, which the TV said was already praised as a «miracle» in the middle ages, has been honoured with a national holiday since 1994. «Since we became independent, our great leader, who has a great love of his nation and country, has brought the name of the tasty melons to the level of a national holiday», the TV said. The day's celebrations featured a large display of the fruit in all its varieties, as well as a series of dance and music events, in the country's capital, Ashgabat.
Ah, yes... The internationally renowned Muskmelon Dancers...
Posted by:Fred Pruitt

#3  Right on, .com, I just brought home from the store this evening. Gonna celebrate, heh heh. Fruity Jihadis know how to live....
Posted by: Alaska Paul   2003-8-24 11:26:34 PM  

#2  They do love their melons, don't they? Waxed rather poetic about 'em. Come to mention it, I'm a melon man, too...
Posted by: .com   2003-8-24 10:29:24 PM  

#1  "Mmmmmmmm...muskmelons. Them's good eatin'!"
Posted by: seafarious   2003-8-24 8:35:06 PM  

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