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Sperm delivery conceived
2003-08-22
Home sperm deliveries are being offered in the Netherlands by an Australian-born entrepreneur who will launch a private fertility company - Baby Donors International - next month. John Michaels, 35, said his company would deliver fresh sperm, chosen from a catalogue, and home insemination kits at a starting fee of €2500 ($A4393).
"Hello, my name is John. I’ll be your home insemination kit today".
"It’s an alternative to women going to a bar and picking up a guy, putting an ad in the paper or asking a friend," said Mr Michaels, who boasted the company could deliver to clients in Amsterdam "within the hour".
There’s a name for that.
He denied illegally marketing sperm and eggs, insisting he was acting merely as a pimp broker between prospective parents, donors and clinics. Baby Donors International, which also promotes itself as a travel and dating service, hoped to establish franchises in Europe, Britain, the United States, Asia and Australia.
Can’t wait for the TV informercial.
Posted by:Steve

#7  Ah yes, men are obsolete.

So why do i still like them so damn much?
Posted by: Anon1   2003-8-23 3:40:38 AM  

#6  The economic slowdown coupled with the increase in the minimum wage in America has caused an unusually high rate of high school boys with no employment for this summer. Problem solved. They are uniquely qualified.
Posted by: Steve D   2003-8-22 3:13:50 PM  

#5  I've always heard the greatest job growth was in the "service" industry.
Posted by: Steve   2003-8-22 11:47:58 AM  

#4  Do they pull up in a big tank truck like the Hydra Seed guys?
Posted by: tu3031   2003-8-22 11:35:31 AM  

#3  Thats a heck of a fee for something you can get for free.
Posted by: PBMcL   2003-8-22 11:25:26 AM  

#2  just what most women want - a semen delivery on the doorstep...jeeez....careful where you step
Posted by: Frank G   2003-8-22 11:08:21 AM  

#1  Fresh sperm???????? Lemme guess...the donor catalogue is assembled in the red-light district. :: urk ::
Posted by: seafarious   2003-8-22 11:03:25 AM  

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