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Iraq
‘Comical Ali’ named in 1985 murder of defected Iraqi agent
2003-07-26
Swedish police said on Friday they had received information that Iraq’s former information minister Mohammed Said as-Sahhaf, dubbed “Comical Ali”, was implicated in the unresolved 1985 murder of a defected Iraqi agent in Stockholm.
That's not very funny...
Sahhaf became ambassador to Sweden just after the brutal killing of Majid Husain, who had sought asylum in the Scandinavian country and planned to tell all about Saddam Hussein’s security apparatus and agents in Europe, according to Swedish daily Svenska Dagbladet. “We received a tip-off on Monday that we should question him,” Stockholm police chief investigator Bo Isaksson told AFP. “We are going to look into the matter, but do not consider this to be a matter of any urgency,” he said.
"I mean, the poor guy's been dead for 18 years, what's the rush?"
Husain disappeared in January 1985 and his body was found chopped in 54 pieces and stuffed in two suitcases left in a churchyard outside Stockholm two months later.
54 pieces? That's a pretty thorough hit...
According to Svenska Dagbladet, Swedish police have long suspected two men and a woman of carrying out the murder for the Iraqi regime. The paper identified the woman as Jamila Mustafa El-Chafej. Police were however never able to make any progress in the case as long as Saddam Hussein remained in power, the paper said.
Posted by:Fred Pruitt

#2  Ha, Have you seen Baghdad Bob? He's a real sidesplitter!

--- Oh, you mean he's comical?

No, I mean he's a *REAL* sidesplitter, as in 54 easy pieces. (gotta impress the boss to get a-head in life)
Posted by: parallaxview   2003-7-26 3:27:35 AM  

#1  Gentlemen, this is the way I see it.

"Comical Ali" Mr.As-Sahhaf, was sent by Saddam to be Ambassador of Sweden because Saddam was obsessed with the pornographic series "Swedish Erotica". This series the best porno available in the late 70s and early 80s. Saddam wanted Comical Ali to spy on the producers of Swedish Erotica, and learn their secrets so that Iraq could become the new porno capital of the world.

However, when Comical Ali got to Sweden, he was flabberghasted to learn that Swedish Erotica was filmed in the San Fernando Valley in California, and not Sweden.

He didn't want to break the bad news to Saddam because correcting Saddam meant immediate assignment to the Iranian Front. Besides, Ali became addicted to lutefisk and didn't want to leave Sweden.

The sham continued until Saddam sent his favorite heterosexual couple, Jamila Mustafa El-Chafej and Majid "The Wadi" Husain to Sweden so they could star in a porno movie that Saddam wrote. It was a film biography of his mother and her relationships with a racing camel named "Sandbisquit".

Now Ali grew to hate the porn star because he always teased Ali by reversing his last name and calling him Haf-Ass. So Ali killed "The Wadi" with the help of Jamila, who became Ali's mistress.

Fortunately Saddam forgot about the murdered porn star because he was more interested in gay porno and his new stars of that genre, Murat and Aris.

One last point. Add up the letters of the full names of Ali, Jamila, and the victim. You get 52. Add four more for "Wadi" and you get 56. This is for 54 pieces and two suitcases. Which proves that not only is Ali a murderer, he is also a member of a satanic cult.

Posted by: Columbo   2003-7-26 3:06:40 AM  

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