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| Greece Declares War On Bad Cheese |
| 2003-07-11 |
| Greece has declared war on bad cheese and vowed to form a special "feta police" after three tons of the famous Greek product arrived in Norway tainted with listeria. Agriculture Minister Giorgios Dris said in comments published Friday that a cheese-control squad was needed to avoid further blows to the reputation of one of Greece’s main exports. "We will be merciless," Dris said, who dubbed the new unit the "feta police." So many possible puns, so little time. |
| Posted by:Steve |
| #2 We prefer Bulgarian feta. Better range and striking power. |
| Posted by: Stephen 2003-7-11 7:20:21 PM |
| #1 The phrase "Cheese it, the cops!" obviously comes to mind. |
| Posted by: Chuck 2003-7-11 2:11:23 PM |