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| Consulate General of Pakistan & Visa Requirements |
| 2003-04-28 |
| I found this rather hilarious article on an Indian forum Consulate General of Pakistan & Visa Requirements GUIDE LINES FOR VISA AND PASSPORT Visa Applicants to please note: Applications must accompany: Passport with minimum validity for six months (optional) not required if you are anti India-isreal-us Two passport size latest photographs with AK-47 (at least caliber) Confirmed travel itinerary (Not necessary you can just cross border with opium or AK-47) Forms must be signed by applicant & if you illitrate thumb impresssion will do (Well most pakis are illltrates anyway) Self addressed envelope (Optional, We don't care) Appropriate fee in bank Cheque or Money Order in the name of Consulate General of Pakistan by indicating payment of visa fee (cash and personal cheques not accepted) Incomplete and unsigned applications will be processed if you meet any of the above criteria) Persons proceeding to Pakistan on specific assignments (Business/Official/Journalist/Terroists/Jihadis/Extremists/Separatists) should enclose letter/documents from their employer/sponsors/mudrasas giving all details such as the nature of the assignment, duration of visit etc (Optional, Just formality we don't care, just in Case) PASSPORT PROCEDURES For prompt servicing of your passport requirements please ensure that you observe the following procedures. Failure to observe these procedures will result in delay for which the Consulate will not accept responsibility. In urgent cases higher fee will be charged as indicated. Please advise whether you require urgent attention and if so send the required amount of urgent fees. (1) FRESH PASSPORT Fresh passport in lieu of an expired passport is issued if (a) Validity of passport has expired or (b) Pages in the passport have exhausted. While applying for a new passport the following documents are required to be submitted along with the original (previous) passport: (c) Following conditions KASMIRI SEPARATISTS & MUJAHUDEEN (Own House, Vechicle for the whole family will provided, along with A+ Training in Explosives handling, killing innoncents people ruthlessly) EXTREME ISLAMIC ORGANISATIONS (Such as LeT) (Own business premises, with telephone, ISDN, Radio telecommunications and fax will granted instantly for further information please Board Investment, Pakistan) Al-Queda Operatives (Preferred city with 5***** Accomidation provided, we have track record all the september 11, 2001 operatives sent money to USA from Karachi, if you don't belive Check out fbi site) Jeehadi Connections (Own house till you die will be provided) Duly filled in Form 'A' (for persons of 12 years of age or above) or Form 'B' (for children under 12 years of age) (Youth are required for our nation to ignite more bombs) Three copies of recent passport size photographs with name and signature of applicant on the back National Identity Card or registered form in case of children under 18 years of age Bank Cheque/Money Order (Personal Cheque or Cash are not accepted) in the name of Consulate General of Pakistan, Islamabad for a sum of 2 AK-47 & 1/2 kg opium (3 AK-47 & 1 kg opium for urgent cases). Processing time with normal fee is ten working days and with fee for urgent cases is one hour only (Like Indian Airlines hijackers in kadhahar, instantly with in minutes we will provide passport, fastest service on this planet) Two photos of each child for entry in parent's passport |
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