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| OBL, Naomi Campbell Knows Where You Are! |
| 2003-04-25 |
| Warning.....food/drink alert Struggling to keep up with the movements of international terrorists? Rest assured, Naomi Campbell has her finger on the world's pulse. According to the New York Post, the tempestuous clotheshorse has revealed that she has 'intelligence sources' (an intriguing disclosure in its own right) across the globe, keeping track of terrorist activity. More importantly, La Campbell has let it be known that her network of spies has been keeping tabs on none other than Terrorism Weekly's centrefold pin-up, Osama bin Laden. The supermodel has confided in close friends that she knows for a fact Bin Laden is holed up in Saudi Arabia. In his war on terrorism, George Bush has come to appreciate fully the power that high-profile stars have at their fingertips: Bruce Willis offered the White House his wealth of combat experience, but was considered too old for action. Hey, at least he offered... unlike some other overpaid celebrity nitwits Now Cambell's intelligence may prove the most devastating (and oxymoronic) weapon since the smart bomb. Expect to see a command centre set up on the catwalk in the near future. Who needs the CIA when you've got Naomi Cambell? One word: Zoolander! |
| Posted by:Baba Yaga |
| #7 Knowing OBL's phobias about women, perhaps the quickest way to end this Al Qaeda thing would be to have Naomi appear in his hideout NAKED......I know I would have a cardiac arrest and I LIKE women...just imagine OBL's reaction to that glorious creation. It is, seriously, troublesome to me that these semi-illiterate "celebrities" can make pronouncements on world peace, hunger, war, terrorism, etc., ad infinitum, ad nauseum and get ink in the NY Times and some very erudite people within the administration couldn't get press space if they set themselves on fire...except maybe Perle........ |
| Posted by: SOG475 2003-04-25 15:59:49 |
| #6 Don't be so hasty..maybe she's been hearing pillow talk from George Galloway and Bill Clinton ...or those FBI guys. Maybe Castro does know a thing or two. Perhaps he talks in his sleep. |
| Posted by: becky 2003-04-25 11:18:40 |
| #5 I think Naomi is serious and doesn't have the ability to tell when people are bull$hitting her. |
| Posted by: Yank 2003-04-25 11:02:21 |
| #4 I've got "intelligence sources" too, and mine assure me that Naomi is insane. Of course, the difference between my intelligence sources and her intelligence sources is that my intelligence sources involve ACTUAL SYNAPTIC CONNECTIONS IN MY BRAIN!!! Good gosh! I mean, jeez(!), you know?! |
| Posted by: FormerLiberal 2003-04-25 10:23:21 |
| #3 Ah, the Mugatu network. Of course... |
| Posted by: mojo 2003-04-25 09:40:25 |
| #2 but Austin Powers - International Man of Mystery - is a fashion photographer....oh wait, that's fiction. So's her "intelligence". |
| Posted by: Frank G 2003-04-25 08:13:47 |
| #1 Today's magic word: "detox". |
| Posted by: tu3031 2003-04-25 07:50:21 |