Iraqi Foreign Minister Naji Sabri said on Friday that Saddam Hussein was alive, but refused to say whether he had seen the Iraqi president. Asked if he had seen him personally, he replied: "It's none of your business to ask this question. The president is well, the leadership are well... and they are functioning as normal."
He continued by saying: "Everything is great here in beautiful Iraq... really great. Saddam and I have never been happier. We, like the North Koreans, are so blissfully happy, that we're going to need surgery to remove the freakin smiles from our freakin faces. Thanks for askin'" |