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Afghanistan
Direct from Bollywood: Taliban the musical (!!!)
2003-02-19
Source: The Guardian
Not since a goose-stepping chorus line of stormtroopers celebrated "Springtime for Hitler" in The Producers has there been a less likely topic for a musical.

Bollywood has gone one better than Mel Brooks' Nazi parody by making a film about the Taliban, complete with song-and-dance numbers. The Afghan zealots who flogged women for wearing high heels have been brought to the screen in Escape from Taliban.

The film is not a burlesque but aims to be a serious exposé. It stars the Hindi actor Manisha Koirala, playing an Indian woman who marries an Afghan Muslim against her family's wishes. She goes to live in Afghanistan and runs a pharmacy which is destroyed by the Taliban. The film is based on the story of Sushmita Bandhopadhya, who lived in Afghanistan for six years, fleeing the country in 1995 after the Taliban issued a death sentence against her for refusing to convert to Islam.
I can hear the theme music now . . .
If I were a Taliban
If I were a Tally-tally-tally-tally-tally-tally-Taliban
All day long I'd read from my Koran
If I were a Taliban . . .


Okay, so I'm not Andrew Lloyd Weber. Back to the story:


Bollywood is famous for its 'wet sari' scenes, but there are no wet burkas in Escape from Taliban. However there are at least five songs in the Hindi version, cut to just two for the English-language film. One of these songs features in a wedding celebration and the other is sung by the heroine when she is homesick for India.

Cinema was banned when the Taliban seized power in Afghanistan, but Bollywood films were a favourite of the underground video shops that sprang up. Cinemas showing Indian films now play to packed houses in Kabul and streetsellers offer postcards of actor pinups.
Posted by:Mike

#4  The reenactment of the fall of the ancient archaeological treasures: the Buddhas of Bamiyan, is spectacular! The multitudes rolling their eyes, ululating, spittle foam like snowflakes.....allahu akhbar!
Posted by: Frank G   2003-02-19 19:33:49  

#3  a wedding song... so there should be plenty of gun play at least
Posted by: dsaucer   2003-02-19 19:27:21  

#2  Mmmmmm... Can't wait to see those sexy dancers clad in full-length burqas!

It was better than "Cats". I'll see it again and again...
Posted by: Dar Steckelberg   2003-02-19 19:19:50  

#1  Welllll... I guess if I thought "Springtime for Hitler" was funny, I can't bitch...

No wet sari scenes? Wotta gyp.
Posted by: Fred   2003-02-19 18:21:00  

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