Secret Army for Islamic Mujjahiddin in Afghanistan claimed Monday, February 17, that more than 60 American soldiers were killed and hundreds injured in attacks on U.S. Special forces and the International Security Assistance Force (ISAF) during the period between December 22 and February 4. In a statement faxed to IslamOnline in Pashtun, the number of operations against foreign forces at the period allegedly hit 37, including killing nine American soldiers and wounding 48 others in three-day clashes in Kandahar late on January. The statement added that American forces claimed that Afghan resistance fighters all perished after the clashes.
"Yar! Infidels! We must kill them all! Whoops! Shoulda ducked, Mahmoud... Mahmoud?"
The statement went into details regarding the attacks allegedly launched against American targets in the country, stopping short of determining the groups that carried out the operations.
That's 'cuz it's a Secret Army of Doom...
Questioning assurances that the American Special Forces restored security to the war-torn country, the Secret Army claimed that four U.S. aircrafts were downed on from December 22 to February 4, one in Afghan capital Kabul that left all of its seven crew dead and another spy drone that shot down near the borders with Pakistan. It added that the third was a helicopter plane that was brought down in clashes with Afghan forces in Kandahar and the fourth between Kabul and Bagram in a missile attack. The operations raised concerns of the American forces in Afghanistan, British forces and United Nations officials, with the U.S. readying itself for a potential military action against Iraq, read the statement.
At this stage, Hek's Heroic Fighters™ are only killing the very smallest of infidels. That way we don't notice. It's all part of the Secret Plan™. It's in all the mosque bulletins in Peshawar and Quetta. |