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Terror Networks
'Binny' sez U.S. plans campaign against Arab states
2003-02-16
An audiotape purportedly from Osama bin Laden calls President Bush "stupid" and claims American war plans against Iraq are part of a plot to attack Muslim nations in the Middle East and North Africa.
One thing's alway puzzled me: If G.W. is so stupid, how come his never-ending series of "plots and conspiracies against Muslims" are so dangerous? If he's such a dumbass, just ignore them...
The tape appeared to be the same 53-minute recording of which a few excerpts were released Thursday by the British-based Islamic Al-Ansaar news agency. It began appearing in full Sunday on Islamic-oriented Web sites. Al-Ansaar had said it acquired the tape from a seller who advertised it over the Internet.
Yo! Over here! I've got a couple photos of Harun al-Rashid. Wouldja like to buy them, too? Oh, and I've got a pair of nail clippers once owned by the Prophet himself. I might part with them for, say, 150 bucks...
The United States' goal in waging war against Iraq is to change the regional map to benefit Israel, according to the raspy voice said to belong to bin Laden. "It is clear that the preparations to attack Iraq are part of a series of attacks prepared for nations of the region including Syria, Iran, Egypt and Sudan," the voice said. "The aim of the Crusaders' campaign is to prepare the atmosphere for the establishment of the so-called greater Israel state, which includes great parts of Iraq, Egypt, Syria, Jordan and large portions of (Saudi Arabia)."
"You can tell that's what they want, 'cuz if we wuzn't tryin' to kill them all they'd be sniffin' around our wimmin..."
It wasn't possible to verify if the voice was bin Laden's.
It's loony enough to be him, but I think it's an understudy. The recording facilities in hell are really primitive...
Posted by:Fred Pruitt

#1  No man, he's got it all wrong. We want to develop a new Disney theme park in Saudia.

"The aim of the Crusaders' campaign is to prepare the atmosphere for the establishment of the so-called greater [parking lot], which includes great parts of Iraq..[with great hotels, a great McDonald's and a great drive-thru, and a great Tim Horton's serving great donuts with even greater coffee]"
Posted by: RW   2003-02-16 16:16:30  

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