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| Boob job saved her life... |
| 2002-12-23 |
| A Brazilian woman, shot in crossfire between police and drug dealers, was saved by her silicone breast implants. Doctors said the silicone had slowed the bullet up enough to prevent it from causing her a serious injury. "Whattya mean, 'saved me from a serious injury'? My entire boob deflated! That's serious!" Jane Selma Soares was caught up in shooting between police officers and drug traffickers in Rio de Janeiro. She told Las Ultimas Noticias newspaper that even though she tried to hide, a bullet hit her in the chest. "I jumped behind a post, but they stuck out like sore, uhh... thumbs!" When she got to a nearby hospital doctors realised her implants had stopped the bullet entering her body further. The doctor who treated her said: "If there was no silicone the bullet could have reached a vital organ causing serious damage." "Man! Those things are hard as rocks!" A plastic surgeon was called in to fix the damage and took the opportunity to increase the size of Mrs Soares' breasts with more silicone. She said: "I'm twice happy, first because my prosthesis saved my life and also because now I look even more beautiful." "And these babies'll stop anything up to a 105mm tank round!" |
| Posted by:Fred Pruitt |
| #2 These would be the All-Utility Breasts Mk.II - light, durable, and bulletproof! Ask for them by name! |
| Posted by: Tripartite 2002-12-24 10:09:01 |
| #1 Dammit, Fred! Now I need a new keyboard! |
| Posted by: Steve 2002-12-23 13:59:53 |