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Wife cuts off her old man's ear...
2002-11-16
An Iranian man who gave his martial arts-enthusiast wife an ear-bending over her tardy homecoming was given a brutal response when she lopped off his ear with a knife, reports said Saturday. "My wife is a judo enthusiast and loves to go out into the streets and beat up young men. All the boys in our neighbourhood are afraid of her," her husband was quoted as saying by the Entekhab newspaper.
Hmmm... She sounds kinda kinky, actually...
"One night she came home late and I angrily asked her to explain the reason why she was out late. She suddenly took out a knife from her pocket and cut off one of my ears," added the victim, whose name was not given. The paper said the woman, who it only identified by her local nickname of "Zahra commando", was now facing charges in a Tehran court. But it said she was unrepentant. "My husband is a very inquisitive person. I wanted to give him a lesson, so that's why I cut his ear," she told the paper.
She'll come around...
"Honey, I'm really sorry I cut off one of your ears!"
"What?"
"I said I'm... TURN YOUR HEAD, BOZO!... I said I'm sorry I cut off one of your ears."
"Well, I forgive you, sweetheart..."
Posted by:Fred Pruitt

#1  apparently Reservoir Dogs is available on DVD with Farsi subtitles?
Posted by: Frank G   2002-11-16 17:48:47  

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