Mexican officials acknowledge this move as an attempt to open up the Mexican border with France for migrant workers looking to load up crates of wine and fat-butt geese at marketplaces France-wide. This is seen as a latest attempt by Vincente "Foxy" Fox to exert economic pressure over the United States refusal to tear down the already porous US-Mexican border...

It is rumored that France will allow unlimited immigration from Mexico, in part to boost their sagging economy, and in part to shame their Muslim minorities, while respecting the sanctity of euro-bashing political correctness. "The Mexicans will bring their work ethic, their love of salsa, their very large-.. er, well-proportioned women, their cheerful love of life and commerce." gasped the breathless spokeswoman as she gamely fought off several new insta-fatwas lobbied her way by the local county Shariah process servers. "We hope they can confuse and entice our other, more beleaguered minorities who seem to have tired of life and our paradise welfare state. We have been unable to make them feel good about themselves and neither can we feel good about ourselves any more. "