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Ugandan lady chews off hubby's doinker |
2002-03-20 |
MIGHT be? Are you nutz? The independent Monitor newspaper said Minduru had bitten off John Ndekeezi's penis and testicles after her 45-year-old husband slapped her. "Because I was so drunk she overpowered me and by the time my neighbor came to my rescue, she had bitten off both my testicles and the penis," Ndekeezi told the paper. Y'know, I've never, ever, ever been that drunk. In fact, I can prove it... Minduru's account of events was not immediately available. She was trying to dislodge someting stuck between her teeth. Lorena Bobbitt would be proud. [think that was Mrs. Bobbitt's first name...] Besides, I'm real good by now at saying, "Yes, dear..." |
Posted by:Fred Pruitt |