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Home Front: Tech
Jihad Unspun's Publisher Explains Website's Recent Technical Problems
2004-05-13
Mike was too modest in wanting to post this without commentary. Fortunately I'm not so inhibited.
All Praise is to Allah, Salah Allahu Allahee Wa Salam, Lord of the Worlds, the One and only God, without partners, who has carried our burden and seen fit to restore our site and our souls through His faithfulness. We have just completed two back-to-back server moves; with the second one unexpected and most concerning indeed. Alhamdulilah, JUS is now on the path we originally planned.
Funny, we were talking about your extinction as well.
When we decided to migrate to the Middle East, taking the land from the Phoenicians and Israelites we felt it was best to relocate the site however we did not know what to expect with respect to the IT infrastructure in the region.
IT support in the Middle East? Depends, you got any kuffar webheads around?
Some months ago, we were contacted by a Muslim IT company in Malaysia that was to have a full team of hard boys programmers and who offered to strap on assume the IT work for JUS.
Is this out-sourcing or up-sourcing?
We felt this was an answer to our demented prayers to Allan. Shortly after they began to work with us, they were busted lost a major contract and most of their staff headed fer the hills dispersed. We decided to locate the new servers in Malaysia safe from the evil Zionist death ray until we evaluated the resources in the Middle East on the basis that the IT company there could manage them and that this would also help to them rebuild their business.
Um, sport, when someone is "rebuilding" a business, you might want to ask what caused it to be "unbuilt".
From the time we began migrating the JUS site, the project was riddled with shrapnel problems. We were down for 14 days solely because we could not get the site up on the new servers.
I realize that IIS is not exactly user friendly, but still ...
We finally brought in western high level technicians only to discover that the servers were an 8088 PC and a 1200 baud modem “a server” without significant power or bandwidth to run it on. JUS is a large and complex site running a variety of killer applications and it became quickly evident that the original spec requirements had not been met and was not going to be under the terms of the pie in the sky agreement. We also discovered that the IT Company had another agenda that was not conducive to the Islamic principles we embrace.
Penetrated by the CIA, perhaps?
Four weeks ago, we began to set up new servers all over again. Alhamdulilah, JUS is now live on our new home. All praise is to Allah that we have been the benefactors of His mercy and blessing. In addition to our existing staff, Allah has provided us with good brothers to assist us in this and we have been able to accomplish this work quickly.
Also penetrated by the CIA.
We are still in the process of restoring some pages and services on our site, Over the next few weeks you will also see some new additions, including regular columnists since the last ones strapped on a bomb vest, new features, a revised snuff Video store and a revised discussion forum to name a few. We encourage you to stay tuned – there is much more to come!
Such a deal.
On a lighter note, we assume that the recent interruption to our publishing schedule now fully dispels the “CIA” accusations! This certainly would not have happened has we had their resources! And as we have said all along – we would all be driving much better cars if that were the case!
You're 2 for 2 there, Snuffy.
One behalf of all of us at JUS, I sincerely thank you for your patience, support and readership through out this testing time.
We can hardly wait, and remember to say "hi" to the CIA case officer reading your site.
Posted by:Mike Sylwester & AoS

#17  May (Killer) Bees PeeSting Unto Them
Posted by: BigEd   2004-05-13 12:51:03 PM  

#16  All Praise is to Allah, Salah Allahu Allahee Wa Salam, Lord of the Worlds, the One and only God.

Is this what the five feci-ettes said as they butchered Mr. Berg???
Posted by: BigEd   2004-05-13 11:39:26 AM  

#15  Shipman - maybe he got a job. I seem to remember him saying a while back that he was "between engagements."

If he did, I sure hope the new employer will let him blog at work. AllahPundit is an important part of the war effort.
Posted by: Barbara Skolaut   2004-05-13 11:34:02 AM  

#14  Let me clarify.... unease about his health or some other bad event... not his writing.
Posted by: Shipman   2004-05-13 11:26:14 AM  

#13  Allah seems to have taken a day or two off. I have a vague unease about AllahPundit.
Posted by: Shipman   2004-05-13 11:24:57 AM  

#12  Calling all hackers - calling all hackers!
Posted by: BigEd   2004-05-13 11:15:37 AM  

#11  Cool! I finally got a link to work!

Ouch. I think I just hurt my shoulder patting myself on the back. :-p
Posted by: Barbara Skolaut   2004-05-13 11:13:59 AM  

#10  tu3031: He can't. That would be because their Allah isn't powerful at all.

Ours (Allah is in the House) is, but theirs isn't.
Posted by: Barbara Skolaut   2004-05-13 11:12:28 AM  

#9  Hey badanov - A twist on your idea

An Important Message From The Publisher
May 12, 2004

All Praise is to Sauron, Lord of the Worlds, the One and only Power, without partners, who has carried our burden and seen fit to restore our site and our souls through His faithfulness.

We have at Isengard Unspun completed two back-to-back server moves; with the second one unexpected and most concerning indeed. Mount Doom, Isengard Unspun is now on the path we originally planned.

When we decided to migrate to the Dark Land, we felt it was best to relocate the site however we did not know what to expect with respect to the IT infrastructure in the region. Some months ago, we were contacted by a Dark Power IT company in Gondor that was to have a full team of programmers and who offered to assume the IT work for Isengard Unspun. We felt this was an answer to our prayers. Shortly after they began to work with us, they lost a major contract and most of their staff dispersed. We decided to locate the new servers in Gondor until we evaluated the resources in the Dark Land on the basis that the IT company there could manage them and that this would also help to them rebuild their business.

etc. . . .. .
Posted by: Samwise Gamgee   2004-05-13 2:04:22 PM  

#8  qoute 'Calling all hackers - calling all hackers!'

Im on my way BigEd :P
Posted by: MacNails   2004-05-13 1:03:34 PM  

#7  "...All Praise is to Allah, Salah Allahu Allahee Wa Salam, Lord of the Worlds, the One and only God,..."

May Bees Pee Unto Them (BPUT).

Mike
Posted by: Mike Kozlowski   2004-05-13 12:45:33 PM  

#6  If Allah's as fuckin' all powerful as they say he is, tell him to fix their friggin' server
Posted by: tu3031   2004-05-13 10:45:31 AM  

#5  LOL :>)...are these idiots for real?? How can a homo sapien be that stupid. Praise to Allah, my ass...you mean praise to Bill Gates, dumbass....
Posted by: steved   2004-05-13 9:43:27 AM  

#4  Actually, seafarious, thats not a bad idea.

Imagine downlaoding JU and then filtering it through a script that will change the word Muslim(s) to a random selection of joto, ankle-grabbers, turd daddies, and Allah to Dubya.

I am afraid I would have to be paid for that, but it would most definately be the most fun I could have without dropping $150 on dinner and a nightclub. ;o)

I am not the swiftest guy on the planet, but how f*cking stoopid do you have to be to let someone on your payroll get a server running in two weeks and still not get the thing right?

(SHAMELESSPLUG)In Oklahoma, I tell prospective customers we can deploy small networks, firewalls, scripting, some applications in 48 hours and that it with me and another partner. They can't do it in TWO WEEKS??(/SHAMELESSPLUG)

Folks, we are going to win this war, not because our technology is better (which it is), not because our military is stronger and smarter (which they are), but because for fiddy bucks ANYONE can setup their own server and not blame nefarious agents when something goes wrong.
Posted by: badanov   2004-05-13 9:41:20 AM  

#3  Does B***s know about this site?
Posted by: Shipman   2004-05-13 7:58:07 AM  

#2  May their next bout of technical problems be traced to a MOAB falling on their server.
Posted by: Atomic Conspiracy   2004-05-13 12:57:10 AM  

#1  Maybe badanov and Phil F. could put up a fun-house mirror for JU's site too. They seem to have the codeology all worked out...
Posted by: Seafarious   2004-05-13 12:37:51 AM  

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