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2024-03-17 
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Zimbabwean prophet charged in court over child labor
03/17/2024

French Postcard not very naughty
Home Front: WoT
Mexican man who trafficked at least 1,000 illegal migrants into Arizona has been convicted and sentenced to 90 months in federal prison
Africa Horn
All 5 attackers killed, ending
Somalia hotel siege in which 3 soldiers died
Africa Subsaharan
Congo reinstates the death penalty after more than 20 years
Israel-Palestine-Jordan
Around 20 killed after house
in Gaza flattened in Israeli strike
Africa Horn
Sudanese army repels RSF attack
in Khartoum, Babanusa battles intensify
Africa Horn
RSF accused of continued killings,
looting in Al-Jazirah villages

Posted by Fred 2024-03-17 || || Front Page|| [52 views ]  Top

#1 Donald Trump, George Bush, and Joe Biden were set to face a firing squad in a Central American country.

Donald Trump was the first one placed against the wall and just before the order was given, he yelled out, "Earthquake!"

The firing squad fell into a panic and Donald Trump jumped over the wall and escaped during the confusion.

George Bush was the second one placed against the wall.

The squad was reassembled, and George pondered what he had just witnessed.

Again, before the order was given George yelled out, "Tornado!"

Again, the squad fell apart and George slipped over the wall.

The last person, Joe Biden, was placed against the wall.

He was thinking, I see the pattern here, just scream out something about a disaster and hop over the wall.

He confidently refused the blindfold as the firing squad was reassembled

As the rifles were raised in his direction, he grinned from ear to ear and yelled, "Fire!"

And this story my friends reflects the true intelligence of the guy now living at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue NW.

-Ace of Spades-

Posted by Skidmark 2024-03-17 01:33||   2024-03-17 01:33|| Front Page Top

#2 And I thought Central Americas only understand Spanish!
Posted by Angealing B. Hayes4677 2024-03-17 04:07||   2024-03-17 04:07|| Front Page Top

#3 Chuck Schumer strongly supports the right of a people to have their own land, and to determine who lives on that land.
Posted by Anginenter Sherelet4063 2024-03-17 05:07||   2024-03-17 05:07|| Front Page Top

#4 #3 Mealy mouthed piece of sh*t
Posted by Grom the Reflective 2024-03-17 07:43||   2024-03-17 07:43|| Front Page Top

#5 Most politicians are products rather than people. They are an image and can be bought or sold. Schumer has been purchased because he will do almost anything as long as it does not lower his price tag. Schumer’s heritage is part of what you purchase.
Posted by Super Hose 2024-03-17 10:31||   2024-03-17 10:31|| Front Page Top

#6 /\SH

Chuck Schumer (D, Goldman-Sachs).
Posted by no mo uro 2024-03-17 12:33||   2024-03-17 12:33|| Front Page Top

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