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2024-01-13

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Prosecutors seek death penalty against Buffalo supermarket mass shooter who killed 10 in federal hate crimes case

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#1 "John Kerry marries another rich widow"

Snark O'The Day

Posted by Frank G 2024-01-13 05:59|| 2024-01-13 05:59|| Front Page Top

#2 ^ SOTD worthy.

Posted by Besoeker 2024-01-13 06:22|| 2024-01-13 06:22|| Front Page Top

#3 ^Seconded…

Posted by Warthog 2024-01-13 09:27|| 2024-01-13 09:27|| Front Page Top

#4 According to unreliable Hollywood sources, Netflix has started work on The John Kerry Story. No word on whether Lurch will be played by Boris Karloff or Mr Ed.

Posted by SteveS 2024-01-13 13:26|| 2024-01-13 13:26|| Front Page Top

#5 Knowing Netflix, Lizzo.

Posted by swksvolFF 2024-01-13 13:53|| 2024-01-13 13:53|| Front Page Top

#6 Boris and Mr. Ed can do the forward from Higher Ground Productions.

Posted by swksvolFF 2024-01-13 13:54|| 2024-01-13 13:54|| Front Page Top

#7 Casteing Call, or, The Black Irish Baritones

That British producer was wary:
"A les6ian secret'ry? Scary.
Why mess with success?
Cast a man in a dress --
Someone tall, dark, and handsome -- as Kerry!"
"But... who would replace him as Barry?"
"Why, one of those other two! Larry?"

Not to slight the able Mr. Elba.

Posted by Elmomort Lover of the Esquimeaux9677 2024-01-13 21:32|| 2024-01-13 21:32|| Front Page Top

#8 And speaking of producers and racism and stuff...

The luvvie was, naturally, skittish
At being selected -- Black British! --
To play the Rasul
On the Beeb, to mark Yule:
"Bruv, not cool! I can't sing this... it's Yiddish!"

Posted by Elmomort Lover of the Esquimeaux9677 2024-01-13 21:50|| 2024-01-13 21:50|| Front Page Top

#9 The Scramble for Beachy Head

Poor Africa, held in the thrall
Of our islands so spacious, so small
That before her chaste race
Overflows the wee place,
Mighty Blighty must welcome them all!

Posted by Elmomort Lover of the Esquimeaux9677 2024-01-13 22:12|| 2024-01-13 22:12|| Front Page Top

#10 *happy sigh* You go, Zenobia F!

Posted by trailing wife 2024-01-13 23:32|| 2024-01-13 23:32|| Front Page Top

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