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2022-07-31 Down Under

British drug smugglers are jailed for more than 20 years each for bungled attempt to bring £570m of narcotics into Australia that resulted in a grounded yacht and being captured by a giant SEAL

[MAIL] Graham Palmer, 37, and Scott Jones, 38, were part of the ring which tried to smuggle cocaine, methamphetamine and ecstasy into the country before their yacht ran aground and an elephant seal blocked them as they tried to flee from police.

The pair were sentenced in the Australian Supreme Court today alongside US citizen Jason Lassiter, 47, and Angus Jackson, 53, from New South Wales after their comical heist led them into the hands of police.

The group attempted their daring plot in September 2019 after hatching the plan in Thailand, and Palmer, along with skipper Antoine Dicenta, 53, who has admitted his guilt but not yet been sentenced, set sail from Madagascar.

Their yacht named Zero picked up 380kg of cocaine, 344kg of MDMA and 171kg of methamphetamine at a South African port worth an estimated one billion Australian dollars (£570billion), then-police commissioner Chris Dawson said.

Posted by Skidmark 2022-07-31 07:42|| || Front Page|| [11132 views ] Top
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#1 LOL!

Posted by Sonny Black 2022-07-31 08:31|| 2022-07-31 08:31|| Front Page Top

#2 Whoever fronted the money is going to be very unhappy with these clowns.

Posted by Too Old To Work 2022-07-31 08:35|| 2022-07-31 08:35|| Front Page Top

#3 Plot for a Guy Ritchie flick.

A pair of vengeful Brit smugglers comes out of prison old and crazed, and hunts for an elephant seal that still doesn't give a fcuk.

Posted by Dron66046 2022-07-31 11:56|| 2022-07-31 11:56|| Front Page Top

#4 ^ I like it, Dron! We can get Michael Moore to play the elephant seal. Have your people call my people. We'll send a big box of donuts to Mikey to get the ball rolling.

Posted by SteveS 2022-07-31 13:29|| 2022-07-31 13:29|| Front Page Top

#5 We'll call it 'Moby the Dick'!

Posted by Dron66046 2022-07-31 13:43|| 2022-07-31 13:43|| Front Page Top

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