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2021-06-01 -Great Cultural Revolution

The Bee: CIA Replaces Waterboarding With 12-Hour Lectures On Intersectional Feminism

WASHINGTON, D.C.—According to anonymous sources, the CIA has replaced enhanced interrogation techniques such as waterboarding with something even more torturous and effective: 12-hour academic lectures on intersectional feminism.

"Waterboarding has been shown to be very effective," said the anonymous source. "But that's been replaced now. Now we just pop in a tape of Robin DiAngelo, Stacey Abrams, or Joy Behar. Sometimes we'll really ramp things up and make them watch Coca-Cola's diversity training on a 12-hour loop."

Terror suspects will be subjected to lengthy lectures about cis-male privilege, heteronormative patriarchy, and microaggressive mansplaining. Sources say these lectures are 1,282% more effective than regular old waterboarding.

Critics have criticized the new interrogation method, saying that such cruel torture should be limited only to American universities.

Posted by badanov 2021-06-01 00:00|| || Front Page|| [6 views ] Top

#1 "War CRIME!" The Bee™ continues it's run of snark

Posted by magpie 2021-06-01 00:19|| 2021-06-01 00:19|| Front Page Top

#2 If you hadn't prefaced this with "The Bee," I would not have guessed. These Woke clowns are barking mad

Posted by Hupating Ghibelline2389 2021-06-01 05:50|| 2021-06-01 05:50|| Front Page Top

#3 Since they're making their staff take the same seminars, they can just put the interrogation subjects in the same room at the same time. Efficiency.

Posted by M. Murcek 2021-06-01 10:41|| 2021-06-01 10:41|| Front Page Top

#4 I'll go with waterboarding please.

Posted by JohnQC 2021-06-01 10:50|| 2021-06-01 10:50|| Front Page Top

#5 Mutually Assured Diversity.

Posted by swksvolFF 2021-06-01 13:48|| 2021-06-01 13:48|| Front Page Top

Posted by Sluse Grealet9429 2021-06-01 14:50|| 2021-06-01 14:50|| Front Page Top

#7 Saw that one a month ago. But, when you are pummeled with mandatory b.s. training, this might make one crack a smile.

Posted by Clem 2021-06-01 21:44|| 2021-06-01 21:44|| Front Page Top

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