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2021-05-23 China-Japan-Koreas
Kim Jong-un bans mullets, skinny jeans in North Korea
[NYPOST] There is no "party in the back" on Kim Pudge Jong-un's
...the overweight, pouty-looking hereditary potentate of North Korea. Pudge appears to believe in his own divinity, but has yet to produce any loaves and fishes, so his subjects remain malnourished...
watch.

The North Korea
...hereditary Communist monarchy distinguished by its truculence and periodic acts of violence. Distinguishing features include Songun (Army First) policy, which involves feeding the army before anyone but the Dear Leadership, and Juche, which is Kim Jong Il's personal interpretation of Marxism-Leninism, which he told everybody was brilliant. In 1950 the industrialized North invaded agrarian South Korea. Twenty-one countries of the United Nations eventually contributed to the UN force opposing the invasion, with the United States providing around 90% of the military personnel. Seventy years later the economic results are in and it doesn't look good for Juche...
n dictator has outlawed mullets and skinny jeans in an attempt to cut off "decadent" western-style fashion trends, according to a report.

The tubby tyrant has approved only 15 official "non-socialist" haircuts — and the long-in-the-back look isn’t up to snuff, according to The Daily Express.
"We need that hair for our soup"
He also ordered a bizarre crackdown on ripped jeans, sloganed T-shirts and nose and lip piercings, according to the outlet, which cited North Korea’s The Rondong Sinmun newspaper.
Home of Ace Reporter Songun Army First Sea of Fire Guy.
The Hermit King reportedly fears that "exotic" US-style cultural trends could influence young people and ultimately lead to his loss of power.

"We must be wary of even the slightest sign of the capitalistic lifestyle and fight to get rid of them," Kim wrote in a recent article for Rondong Sinmun.

"History teaches us a crucial lesson that a country can become vulnerable and eventually collapse like a damp wall regardless of its economic and defense power if we do not hold on to our own lifestyle."

The banned fashion comes amid a string of new laws in North Korea, including a crackdown on South Korean K-pop bands, to stop the influence of foreign countries.

Posted by Fred 2021-05-23 00:00|| || Front Page|| [9 views ]  Top
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#1 Kimmie chasing off his Achy Breaky Heart?
Posted by Glairt Crart6409 2021-05-23 00:07||   2021-05-23 00:07|| Front Page Top

#2 down $1
Posted by Spatch Thud3710 2021-05-23 05:39||   2021-05-23 05:39|| Front Page Top

#3 

But did he ban ☻ SAGGIN ☻?
Or is Dennis Rodman still safe in North Korea?
Posted by NN2N1 2021-05-23 06:41||   2021-05-23 06:41|| Front Page Top

#4 Doesn't matter though. North Koreans will still eat grass for their meals.
Posted by Wren 2021-05-23 07:11||   2021-05-23 07:11|| Front Page Top

#5 History teaches us a crucial lesson that a country can become vulnerable and eventually collapse like a damp wall

So can an arse, sir! It's why we need dose skinny jeans!
Posted by Dron66046 2021-05-23 09:21||   2021-05-23 09:21|| Front Page Top

#6 down $1...crap
Posted by Warthog 2021-05-23 09:46||   2021-05-23 09:46|| Front Page Top

#7 Would think every jean is a skinny jean in North Korea.
Posted by Slappy 2021-05-23 14:06||   2021-05-23 14:06|| Front Page Top

#8 Don't do it! The Soviet Union started that way and look where they ended up!!!
Posted by DarthVader 2021-05-23 21:47||   2021-05-23 21:47|| Front Page Top

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