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Trump Attempts To Catch Hunter Biden In Trap Labeled 'Free Crack'

[Babylon Bee] WASHINGTON, D.C.—President Trump is attempting to get to the bottom of what's going on with Hunter Biden and Ukraine. In order to catch Hunter Biden and turn him over to the authorities, the president put out a box propped up by a stick tied to a rope. The box was labeled "Free Crack" and contained a large quantity of crack cocaine underneath.

"Any second now," Trump muttered to himself as he waited in a nearby bush. "Here, Hunter, Hunter, Hunter. Here, boy. That's it, nice and slow. Fantastic crack cocaine over here -- extremely pure stuff. The best crack cocaine, maybe ever!"

Growing impatient, Trump resorted to more drastic measures. "What's this over here on the lawn!?" he shouted. "Wow! That looks like crack cocaine to me! Looks like fantastic stuff! Sure would be a shame if someone were to come along and pick it up!"

Sure enough, after a few minutes, Trump saw rustling in a nearby bush. Biden fell for the trap and dove for the crack cocaine. "Got him!" cried Trump as he pulled the string. Unfortunately, Biden was too quick and managed to smoke all the crack and roll out from under the box before Trump could catch him.

Trump was last seen attempting to bait another trap labeled "Free Hookers."

Posted by Besoeker 2020-10-16 04:26|| || Front Page|| [11 views ] Top

#1 Be a real shame if he caught a former president as well.

Posted by Besoeker 2020-10-16 04:29|| 2020-10-16 04:29|| Front Page Top

#2 ^ Yeah well the "free hookers" bait won't work if they're female

Posted by Frank G 2020-10-16 05:05|| 2020-10-16 05:05|| Front Page Top

#3 "free gender-indeterminate hookers"?

Posted by Angoluter Thremp3808 2020-10-16 05:13|| 2020-10-16 05:13|| Front Page Top

#4 Free hookers immediately had me thinking Clinton(s).

Posted by rjschwarz 2020-10-16 11:51|| 2020-10-16 11:51|| Front Page Top

#5 #2 ^ Yeah well the "free hookers" bait won't work if they're female

Don't rule that out Frank.

Posted by JohnQC 2020-10-16 12:13|| 2020-10-16 12:13|| Front Page Top

#6 His preference doesn't go that way, see: Big Mike and Reggie Love

Posted by Frank G 2020-10-16 13:15|| 2020-10-16 13:15|| Front Page Top

#7 ^ I don't get it, Frank. I even did a search on it but couldn't find anything. Probably just as well as I'm running low on brain bleach.

Posted by Abu Uluque 2020-10-16 13:40|| 2020-10-16 13:40|| Front Page Top

#8 Reggie Love was O's Body Man:
Reginald L. "Reggie" Love (born April 29, 1981) is an American political aide, former college basketball player, and media editor. Love served as the special assistant and personal aide, commonly referred to as body man, to United States President Barack Obama

Michelle "Big Mike" Obama

:-)

Posted by Frank G 2020-10-16 14:21|| 2020-10-16 14:21|| Front Page Top

#9 Like I said, probably better that I didn't know.

Posted by Abu Uluque 2020-10-16 14:59|| 2020-10-16 14:59|| Front Page Top

#10 Bend over, Barry!
Mike's comin' HOME

Posted by Sneper Lumumba4309 2020-10-16 15:02|| 2020-10-16 15:02|| Front Page Top

#11 #6 I was thinking more of HRC.

Posted by JohnQC 2020-10-16 16:07|| 2020-10-16 16:07|| Front Page Top

#12 Elect an Obama as package,
Get second one free! Save on stackage!
A nice no-show job
From a hospital [sob]
And a relative absence of wreckage.

Posted by Hupolunter Turkeyneck1559 2020-10-16 17:24|| 2020-10-16 17:24|| Front Page Top

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